“I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life”
"I don't know what I'd do without coffee. I'm guessing 25 to life" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I don’t know what I’d do…
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“I don’t know what it is, but it’s on sale!”
"I don't know what it is, but it's on sale!" is a shopping saying that has been printed on many images. "I don’t know what it is, but it’s on SALE - BUY IT" was…
“I don’t know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter”
Black Friday is a busy shopping day after Thanksgiving; it has nothing to do with 19th century slaves (a false etymology) or current African Americans. However, many people have used the Black…
“I don’t know why it’s called a ‘break room.’ It’s always full of people I need a break from”
A "break room" is for coffee breaks and lunch breaks that people (usually employees) in a building take. "I don't know why it's called a 'break room.' It's…
“I don’t know you from Adam’s off ox”
To "not know (someone) from Adam" --- Adam being the first man, as written in the Book of Genesis -- is not to know someone. The expression has been cited in print since at least 1750. To…
“I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do” (joke)
American actor and comedian Bob Newhart has told a joke about country music since at least 1980: "I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the…
“I don’t like Monday morning people. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or people”
"I don't like Monday mornings, or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the…
“I don’t like Monday mornings, or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays. Or mornings”
"I don't like Monday mornings, or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or people" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the…
“I don’t like morning people. Or mornings. Or people”
"I don't like morning people...or mornings...or people" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't like morning people nor mornings.." was…
“I don’t like soccer. If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys struggle to score for 90 minutes…”
Soccer is a low-scoring game. "RT @edheenan: Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar" was posted on Twitter by Bugle Boy…
“I don’t like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others”
"I don't like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others" is a Covid-19 (coronavirus) pandemic saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I don’t make jokes—I just watch the government and report the facts” (Will Rogers)
"I don't make jokes -- I just watch the government and report the facts" (meaning that the government is enough of a joke) is attributed to humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935). Rogers…
“I don’t measure a thing when I cook. I just sprinkle and add stuff”
Many people don't measure the ingredients when they cook. "I don't measure a thing when I cook. I just sprinkle and add stuff until I hear the spirit of my ancestors whisper…
“I don’t mind going to work, but the 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit”
"I don't mind going to work, but the 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit" is a jocular line that has been printed on many ecards. "I don't mind going to work but that eight…
“I don’t mind if you’re pansexual, just stay away from my cookware”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are jokes. "'Pansexual?' What are ya gonna do, fry someone's balls in a skillet?" was posted on the newsgroup…
“I don’t need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around…”
"I don't need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand" (or "I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow…
“I don’t need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand”
"I don't need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand" (or "I don't need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow…
“I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions”
"I don't need alcohol to make bad deicisons" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "I don't need alcohol to make poor decisions..." was…
“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee”
"I don't need an inspiration quote. I need coffee" is a jocular motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't need an inspirational quote- I NEED…
“I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off”
"I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't need anger management I need people…