“I don’t hate you, but you are the Monday of my life”
Many people hate Mondays. "How to say I hate you in a nice way? 'You are the Monday of my life'" and "Don't tell anyone 'I hate you' directly. Say 'You…
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“I don’t have a bank account because I can’t remember my mother’s maiden name”
Bank accounts sometimes require the account holder's mother's maiden name for security purposes. The comedienne Paula Poundstone said in the HBO comedy special Women of the Night (1988):…
“I don’t have a dog in that fight”
President George Bush and political advisor and cabinet member James Baker (both from Texas) have been credited by William Safire for using "I don't have a dog in that fight" in the…
“I don’t have a drinking problem, ‘cept when I can’t get a drink”
I don't have a drinking problem, 'cept when I can't get a drink" was written by American singer and songwriter Tom Waits in the song "Bad Liver and a Broken Heart"…
“I don’t have a welcome mat at my door because I’m not a liar”
Many people don't like visitors at their home. "I don't have a welcome mat at my door/ouse because I'm not a liar" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There…
“I don’t have a welcome mat at my house because I’m not a liar”
Many people don't like visitors at their home. "I don't have a welcome mat at my door/ouse because I'm not a liar" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There…
“I don’t have ducks or a row. I have chickens and they are everywhere”
To "get one's ducks in a row" means to take care of one’s duties and responsibilities. Many people do not have their "ducks in a row." "I don't have ducks. I…
“I don’t have ducks. I don’t have a row. I have squirrels and they’re all drunk”
To "get one's ducks in a row" means to take care of one’s duties and responsibilities. Many people do not have their "ducks in a row." "I don't have ducks. I…
“I don’t have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels. And they’re at a rave”
To "get one's ducks in a row" means to take care of one’s duties and responsibilities. Many people do not have their "ducks in a row." "I don't have ducks. I…
“I don’t have to respect your beliefs, I have to respect your right to hold those beliefs…”
"I don't have to respect your beliefs, I have to respect your right to hold those beliefs. The beliefs themselves command no inherent respect" and "I don't have to respect…
“I don’t have to respect your beliefs. I’ll respect your right to hold those beliefs…”
"I don't have to respect your beliefs, I have to respect your right to hold those beliefs. The beliefs themselves command no inherent respect" and "I don't have to respect…
“I don’t jog. If I die, I want to be sick” (Abe Lemons, UT basketball coach)
"I don't jog," University of Texas basketball coach Abe Lemons has been quoted as saying. "If I die, I want to be sick." Lemons had already coached Oklahoma City University…
“I don’t know how many coffees it takes to be friendly, but so far it’s not twelve”
"I don't know how many coffees it takes to be friendly, but so far it's not twelve" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by…
“I don’t know how to play chess, but to me, life is like a game of chess”
"Life is like a game of chess. I don't know how to play chess" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker does not know about life, either. "If life…
“I don’t know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail”
"Hurts like hail" sounds like "hurts like hell." "Frozen rain, when it hits you, hurts like hail" was published in a 1987 newspaper. "I don't know if I just…
“I don’t know if my pants are feeling loose because I’m losing weight, or the elastic…”
"I don't know if my pants are feeling loose because I'm losing weight, or the elastic is finally giving up the fight" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I don’t know the secret of happiness, but I’ve never been sad at a Tex-Mex restaurant”
"I don't know the secret to happiness, but I've never been sad at a Mexican restaurant" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I don’t necessarily know the…
“I don’t know the secret to happiness, but I’ve never been sad at a Mexican restaurant”
"I don't know the secret to happiness, but I've never been sad at a Mexican restaurant" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I don’t necessarily know the…
“I don’t know the secret to happiness, but I’ve never been sad while eating tacos”
"I don't know the secret to happiness, but I've never been sad at a Mexican restaurant" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I don’t necessarily know the…
“I don’t know the secret to happiness, but I’ve never felt sad drinking coffee”
"I don't know the secret to happiness, but I've never felt sad drinking coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…