"I don't have ducks. I don't have a row. I…

To “get one’s ducks in a row” means to take care of one’s duties and responsibilities. Many people do not have their “ducks in a row.”

“I don’t have ducks. I don’t have a row…” (or “I don’t have ducks or a row…”) is a saying with several variations that has been printed on many images.

”“I do not have ducks or a row. I have squirrels and they’re at a rave.” #adulting” was posted on Twitter by Inge-Marne Coetzee on September 18, 2016. “I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels. And they’re at a rave. Original quote by Lori Hetteen Art and Illustration Posted by Nycole Laff” was posted on Facebook by Carollyne Yardley on September 19, 2016.“I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels. And they’re at a rave” was posted on Facebook by Lori Hetteen Art and Illustration on September 20, 2016.

“I don’t have ducks. I don’t have a row. I have squirrels and they’re all drunk” was posted on Twitter by Bailey Boyer on January 17, 2017. ” I don’t have ducks. I don’t have a row. I have squirrels and they are #drunk” was posted on Twitter by SassyChick later on January 17, 2017. “I don’t have ducks. I don’t have a row. I have squirrels and they’re drunk!” was posted on Twitter by Kimberly Pyle on January 18, 2017.

“I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels and they’re everywhere” was posted on Twitter by Kales on April 24, 2018. “I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels and they’re everywhere” was posted on Twitter by Emily wilson on May 8, 2018. “I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels…. And THEY ARE EVERYWHERE” was posted on Twitter by “unfiltered and unphased” on May 9, 2018.

“I Don’t Have Ducks Or A Row I Have Chickens And They Are Everywhere” was posted on Twitter by SVG Trendy Studio on October 23, 2019. “I Don’t Have Ducks Or A Row, I Have Chickens And They Are Everywhere!” was posted on Twitter by Sherrie Couch on October 24, 2019.

Twitter
Inge-Marne Coetzee
@shhhkid
“I do not have ducks or a row. I have squirrels and they’re at a rave.” #adulting
2:28 PM · Sep 18, 2016 from Johannesburg, South Africa·Twitter for Android

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LifeMusicFun !
@LifeMusicFun
I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels. And they’re at a rave.
http://wp.me/a1ZjZu-3Tx http://fb.me/2ZFrklN3K
8:57 PM · Sep 18, 2016·Facebook

Facebook
Carollyne Yardley
September 19, 2016 at 1:04 AM ·
I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels. And they’re at a rave. Original quote by Lori Hetteen Art and Illustration Posted by Nycole Laff. #truthaboutsquirrels #squirrealism

Twitter
Carollyne Yardley
@carollyney
I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels. And they’re at a rave. Posted by Nycole Laff…. http://fb.me/4kN6JKv4t
1:04 AM · Sep 19, 2016·Facebook

Twitter
Jenny GrayWatermelon
@Watermelonworks
“I don’t have ducks or a row. I have squirrels and they are all at a rave!” Nycole Laff
#entrepreneurs #dowhatyoulovelovewhatyoudo
8:44 AM · Sep 19, 2016·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Any Which Way
@anywhichwaybut
I do not have ducks.
I do not have a row.
I have squirrels.
And they are at a rave.
1:31 PM · Sep 20, 2016·Twitter for Android

Facebook
Lori Hetteen Art and Illustration
September 20, 2016 at 1:44 PM ·
I adore all your messy little hearts. Evidently not having our crap together is a common thread with us. ❤️ // This print is in my shop at lorihetteen.com for all who asked.
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I do not have ducks.
Or a row.
I have squirrels.
And they’re at a rave.

Twitter
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@rensche469
I do not have ducks.I do not have a row.I have squirrels & they’re at a rave…
2:41 AM · Sep 22, 2016·Twitter for Android

Twitter
CharmingSymphony
@LesbianCharmer
I don’t have Ducks
& I don’t have a row
I have squirrels & they are all at a Rave
1:33 AM · Oct 10, 2016·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Christine Denker
@CDenker11
Love this: I don’t have ducks. I don’t have a row. I have squirrels and they are at a rave. Do you have ducks or squirrels today?
8:03 AM · Oct 12, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Snakesona Plane
@LaurelPlane
As the timeless wisdom of Facebook has reminded me: I don’t have ducks. I don’t have a row. I have squirrels and they’re at a rave.
7:27 AM · Oct 19, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Bailey Boyer
@BaileyBear24
I don’t have ducks. I don’t have a row. I have squirrels and they’re all drunk.
1:55 PM · Jan 17, 2017·Twitter for iPad

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SassyChick
@Hollys28
●●● I don’t have ducks. I don’t have a row. I have squirrels and they are #drunk . ●●●
#humor #rofl
5:02 PM · Jan 17, 2017·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Kimberly Pyle
@jk4mpyle_pyle
“I don’t have ducks. I don’t have a row. I have squirrels and they’re drunk!”
12:42 AM · Jan 18, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Kales
@KaleighWebb
I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels and they’re everywhere
10:48 PM · Apr 24, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Emily wilson
@Emilykw89
I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels and they’re everywhere.
12:44 PM · May 8, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
unfiltered and unphased
@VictoriaRae21
I do not have ducks.
Or a row.
I have squirrels….
And THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.
12:15 PM · May 9, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
iqcfem (Coffee Girl Squad)
@iqcfem
I don’t have ducks or a row…
I have squirrels ...
and they’re everywhere
3:33 PM · Jul 8, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
SVG Trendy Studio
@SvgTrendy
I Don’t Have Ducks Or A Row I Have Chickens And They Are Everywhere Funny Chicken SVG https://svgtrendy.com/product/i-dont-have-ducks-or-a-row-i-have-chickens-and-they-are-everywhere-funny-chicken-svg/
6:08 AM · Oct 23, 2019·WordPress.com

Twitter
Sherrie Couch
@scouch7
I Don’t Have Ducks Or A Row, I Have Chickens And They Are Everywhere!
Small—XL—$20
2XL—$23
3XL—$26
#mypinkcarousel #MPCtshirts #Idonthaveducksorarow #Ihavechickensandtheyareeverywhere #siserHTV #bellaandcanvas… https://instagram.com/p/B4BfrAvnYCD/?igshid=1xnsanpohx2g9
9:50 PM · Oct 24, 2019 from Hot Springs, AR·Instagram

Google Books
Title I Don’t Have Ducks Or a Row I Have Chickens and They Are Everywhere: Funny Chicken Farmer
Author Farmer Notebook
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1713128934, 9781713128939
Length 120 pages

Google Books
Title I Do Not Have Ducks. I Do Not Have a Row. I Have Squirrels, and They’re at a Rave: Black Blank Lined Sarcastic Journal - Funny Gift Notebook
Author Snarky Notebook Publishing
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1079832173, 9781079832174
Length 122 pages

Google Books
Title I Don’t Have Ducks I Don’t Have a Row I Have Squirrels and They’re All Drunk: 100 Pages (6 X 9 ) Blank Lined Squirrel Journal, Notebook, Durable Soft Cover, Matte Finish, Makes a Great Gift
Author Zxr Press
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1677793759, 9781677793754
Length 100 pages

Twitter
Sara Evans
@sarasphotobiz
“I Don’t Have Ducks Or A Row. I Have Chickens And They Are Everywhere” is available in 4 colors of short sleeve shirts. Also available on a mug or a white long sleeve shirt. So go ahead and let the world know about your life in a fun way. #Shop at https://bit.ly/2PSTsDR
4:06 PM · Aug 15, 2020·Hootsuite Inc.

Twitter
Kerr♕
@kerrrigannn
I don’t have ducks! I don’t have a row! They are squirrels and they’re drunk!
1:00 AM · Apr 2, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Crazy World
May 20, 2021 at 3:19 PM ·
I DON’T HAVE DUCKS.
I DON’T HAVE A ROW.
I HAVE SQUIRRELS AND
THEY ARE ALL DRUNK.