Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Charles KrauthammerCharles Krauthammer (/ˈkraʊt.hæmər/; born March 13, 1950) is an American Pulitzer Prize-winning syndicated columnist, political…
Parts of Texas historically have needed to conserve water; Texas is developing a new wine industry. The slogan "Conserve/Preserve Texas water -- Drink Texas wine" dates from at least the…
A joke about conspiracy theories was published on Reddit -- Jokes on November 23, 2016 (now unavailable): "Conspiracy theories are like moon landings. They're all fake." That is, if…
"Conspiracy Theorist: A person who doesn't watch as much TV as you do" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The statement implies that television is mind control, but a…
"Conspiracy Theorist: A person who researches a subject and then uses logic and critical thinking skills to form an educated opinion instead of just blindly believing whatever they saw on…
"Conspiracy theorist: A term to discredit those who have seen through the bullshit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "Conspiracy Theorist: A…
"Conspiracy Theorist: Nothing more than a derogatory title used to dismiss a critical thinker" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was first posted on Twitter…
"Conspiracy Theorist: Someone who questions the statements of known liars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Conspiracy theorist: someone who questions the…
"Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they’ve been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what’s really going on" is a jocular one-liner that was cited on…
"Conspiracy theorists are just people capable of pattern recognition" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Conspiracy theorists, otherwise known as people capable of…
"Conspiracy theorists are just people capable of pattern recognition" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Conspiracy theorists, otherwise known as people capable of…
“You’re either part of the solution or you’re part of the problem" is a famous 1968 quotation by writer and political activist Eldridge Cleaver (1935-1998). The line has been frequently…
Stanley Marcus (1905-2002) was an executive of the Dallas (TX) luxury retail store Neiman Marcus from 1950 to 1976. Marcus's book, Quest for the Best (1979), contained "Marcus's…
The word "contagious" can sound like "c-nt ages." A joke has a teacher asking a student for a sentence using the word "contagious." One student says that a father…
"Solitary confinement" shouldn't be confused with "solid dairy confinement," but there are jokes. "Where do you put illegal cheese? Solid dairy confinement!" was…
A "continental breakfast" is a light breakfast (such as juice, cereal and pastries) that's often served in a hotel. There is no such thing as an "incontinental breakfast"…
A "continental breakfast" isn't the size of an actual continent, but there's a joke: "Continental breakfasts should be served on tectonic plates." "I've…
"Contrary to popular belief, the Pulitzer Prize isn't the highest award in journalism. It is being killed by the CIA" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the…
"Control the controllables" is a popular saying in business, government and sports. One should control what one can control and not stress about the uncontrollable factors.…
"Convenient napkin dispenser lets you grab either a handful of 50 napkins or tear a small corner off 1 napkin" is a saying that was printed in The Babylon Bee on June 28, 2022. The napkin…