“We’ve raised our standards, so up yours!”
“DragonFlyBSD: We’ve raised our standards… so up yours!” is a jocular saying that was posted on DragonFly BSD Digest on September 8, 2003. “Up yours!“ is an insult. "Use Plan 9...…
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“Wealth is the ability to fully experience life”
"Wealth is the ability to fully experience life" is a very popular quotation on Twitter. The quotation has been credited to American author Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862) since 2005, but…
“Wealth is what gives you the right to preach about the virtues of poverty”
"Wealth is what gives you the right to preach about the virtues of poverty" is a saying about money that has been printed on several images. Twitter Ifeanyi @IfysturdyWealth is what…
“Wealth, wisdom, and work”
Henry Merritt Wriston (1899-1978) -- a former president of both Brown University and Lawrence University -- wrote in a 1959 book about the qualities that college trustees should have: "My…
“Wealth: Income that is at least $100 more a year than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband”
American journalist and author H. L. Mencken (1880-1956) wrote in A Book of Burlesques (1916): "Wealth. Any income that is at least $100 more a year than the income of one's wife's…
“Weaned on a pickle”
Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980), the eldest child of Theodore Roosevelt, allegedly commented in 1924 the U.S. President Calvin Coolidge (1872-1933) was so sour-looking that "Coolidge was…
“Wear a mask and say a prayer because Jesus and germs are everywhere”
"Wash your hands and say your prayers because Jesus and germs are everywhere" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "One of her mother's…
“Wear your mask at home. This is not to avoid the virus. It’s to avoid the constant eating”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to wear surgical masks when they left the home. "Please wear a mask at home too. Especially when you are all alone. It will stop you from…
“Wearing a mask isn’t a political statement. It’s an IQ test”
"Covid-19. It started as a virus and has mutated into an IQ test" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believed that a person wearing a face mask (and following…
“Weather forecast for tonight: dark”
New York City-born comedian George Carlin (1937-2008) performed the bit "Al Sleet, the hippy-dippy weatherman," containing the memorable joke: "Tonight's forecast: dark.…
“Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers”
"Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers" is one-line saying that comes from aviation. The saying means that, like horoscopes, weather forecasts aren't very accurate.…
“Website: We use cookies to improve performance./Me: Same.”
A joke about "cookies" has been printed on several images: Website: We use cookies to improve performance.Me: Same. "Website: we use cookies Me: same" was posted on Twitter by…
“Weddings are basically funerals with cake”
A anti-romantic cake version of the "Roses are red..." poem is: "Roses are dead/lame/red.Love is fake.Weddings are basicallyfunerals with cake." "Weddings are like funerals…
“Weddings are so fun because you get to see what meal you were in the mood for six months ago”
A wedding guest often has to confirm the invitation, and also state the type of meal desired (such as chicken or fish). This was posted on X/Twitter by Tom Smyth on October 11, 2026, and it…
“Wednesday (noun): still not Friday”
"Wednesday: noun /'wenzdā,ˈwenzdē/ 1. Still not Friday" is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images. "Wednesday [wenz-dey, -dee] (noun) 1. the fourth day of…
“Wednesday is Latin for ‘almost Friday’”
"Wednesday is Latin for '(it's) almost Friday'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Wednesday is Latin for only one more shitty day til…
“Wednesday is Latin for ‘it’s almost Friday’”
"Wednesday is Latin for '(it's) almost Friday'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Wednesday is Latin for only one more shitty day til…
“Wednesday is like small Friday”
"Wednesday is like small Friday" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "The Wednesday is a small Friday" was posted on the newsgroup soc.penpals on December 8, 1997.…
“Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week”
"Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week" is a Wednesday saying that has been printed on many images. "RT: @JeremyLeeAsh: Wednesday is kinda like the middle finger of the…
“Wednesday, also known as Monday III. Coffee, please”
"Tuesday, also known as Monday II. Coffee, please" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week, and is disliked by many…