“Weddings are basically funerals with cake”

A anti-romantic cake version of the “Roses are red…” poem is:
 
“Roses are dead/lame/red.
Love is fake.
Weddings are basically
funerals with cake.”

 
“Weddings are like funerals with cake” was posted on Twitter on July 5, 2011. “Weddings are basically funerals with cake” was said by the character Rick Sanchez on the American adult animated science-fiction sitcom Rick and Morty on October 4, 2015.
 
“Roses are lame, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake” was posted on Twitter on February 15, 2017. “Roses are dead, love is fake. Weddings are basically funerals with cake” was posted on Twitter on May 12, 2017. “Roses are red, Love is fake, Weddings are just big funerals with cake” was posted on Twitter on May 13, 2017.
 
 
Wikipedia: Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty is an American adult animated science-fiction sitcom created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Cartoon Network’s late-night programming block Adult Swim. The series follows the misadventures of cynical mad scientist Rick Sanchez and his fretful, easily influenced grandson Morty Smith, who split their time between domestic life and interdimensional adventures. The series premiered on December 2, 2013, and the third season concluded on October 1, 2017. A fourth season has been mentioned, first by Harmon in a September 2017 interview, and later in the post-credits scene of the third season’s finale.
 
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Rick Sanchez: Weddings are basically just funerals with cake.
     
Twitter     
Zak The Rippa‏
@OnlyZakariSmith
“@ceesxo: “Weddings are like funerals with cake” - EH” lmao
3:01 PM - 5 Jul 2011
   
Twitter
Ben Egan‏
@BenScienceGuy
“Weddings are basically funerals with cake.” @RickandMorty
4:15 PM - 4 Oct 2015
 
Twitter
[adult swim]‏
@adultswim
Weddings are basically funerals with cake #RickandMorty
10:33 PM - 4 Oct 2015
 
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Weddings Are Basically Funerals With Cake / MGTOW
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Published on Oct 8, 2015
rickmorty
     
Twitter 
jude‏
@wolfIands
Follow Follow @wolfIands
roses are lame, love is fake
weddings are basically funerals with cake
7:12 AM - 15 Feb 2017
 
Twitter
Chris Carroll‏
@DJ_ChrisC
Roses are lame, love is fake. Weddings are basically funerals with cake
1:28 PM - 17 Feb 2017
     
Twitter
ana flowers‏
@anaaa_flowerss
Roses are dead, love is fake. Weddings are basically funerals with cake 🖤 https://www.instagram.com/p/BUAX17PARRF/
3:32 PM - 12 May 2017
 
Twitter
i smell like beef‏
@korey_mills
Roses are red
Love is fake
Weddings are just big funerals with cake
8:52 AM - 13 May 2017
 
Twitter
GabeReal™‏
@GabeCrager
Roses are red
Love is fake
Weddings are funerals with cake
5:01 PM - 14 May 2017
   
Twitter
Meme of the week‏
@Meme_weekly
Roses are red
Love is fake
Weddings are basically funerals with cake
2:52 PM - 25 May 2017
     
Twitter
Spencer Goodworth‏
@spencerossg
“Roses are dead, love is fake; weddings are basically funerals with cake.”
Rick Sanchez
11:10 PM - 16 Jul 2017
   
Twitter
Sнorooq௸‏
@sek735x
Roses are dead,
Love is fake,
Weddings basically,
Funerals with cake. 💁🏻🎉
2:13 AM - 17 Jul 2017
 
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By Corey Plante on July 31, 2017
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6. Rick on Marriage
Rick: Weddings are basically funerals with cake.
It stands to reason given his perspective on love that Rick would totally hate weddings.
   
Reddit—PewDiePieSubmissions
roses are lame, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake (i.redd.it)
submitted September 20, 2017 by TheInferno132
   
Reddit—Trees
Roses are red and I’m about to bake (self.trees)
submitted December 7, 2017 by soulkiller93
Weddings are basically funerals with cake.
 
Twitter
Still thinking‏
@FixedAtLast
Roses are red,
Love is fake.
Weddings are basically,
funerals with cake.
#LessRomanticValentinesPoems
2:26 PM - 14 Feb 2018
 
Twitter
Kent Stevens‏
@KenticusTGreat
Roses are dead
Violets are fake
Weddings are really just funerals with cake
 
Sunflowers are yellow
Tulips are great
Try to stay mellow
You may get a date
6:01 PM - 14 Feb 2018