“Obey gravity. It’s the law”
"Obey gravity. It's the law" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The law of gravity is a natural law and wasn't passed by any legislature. "Everyone…
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“Obey the sign or pay the fine”
"Obey the sign or pay the fine" is an anti-speeding campaign that has been shown on many images. Newspapers.com14 December 1991, St. Louis (MO) Post-Dispatch, "Letters from the…
“Obituaries should have clickbait titles”
Newspaper obituaries usually have standard and unexciting titles. "I want my obituary to have a clickbait title" was posted on X/Twitter by Joe on August 18, 2016. "I want my…
“Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear” (safety warning)
"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" is what is written on the right-side window of a vehicle. This is a safety warning to prevent accidents before people make wrong decisions…
“Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal”
"Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. "Obstacles are those frightful things you see…
“OCD—Obsessive Cycling Disorder”
"OCD -- Obsessive Cycling Disorder" -- a cycling pun on "obsessive–compulsive disorder" -- has been printed on many images. "Uncle Gigs.....suffering from OCD (Obsessive…
“October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on…”
The weather in September/October can vary. "Fall/September/October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on at 5 am then turn it back off at 9 am to…
“October, November and December feels like the Friday, Saturday and Sunday of the year”
The months of October, November and December have the holidays Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas, and often go by fast, like the weekend days of Friday, Saturday and Sunday. "October…
“October: let’s get that pumpkin bread. November: let’s get that corn bread. December: let’s get that ginger bread”
The months and holidays at the end of the year, such as October (Halloween), November (Thanksgiving) and December (Christmas), all have different bread. "From here on out, 'let’s get…
“Oedipus and Midas walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Greek mythology version was posted on both Reddit -- Dadjokes and Reddit -- Jokes on…
“Oedipus, Aphrodite and Midas walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Greek mythology version was posted on both Reddit -- Dadjokes and Reddit -- Jokes on…
“Of all my body parts, my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day”
An eye roll isn't really much of a physical exercise, but there are jokes. An exercise saying has been printed on many images: "Of all my body parts, my eyes get the most exercise, I do…
“Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain”
"Karaoke" should not be confused with "karate," but there are jokes. "Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain" is a jocular saying that has been…
“Of all the things I learned in grade school, how to avoid cooties was the last I expected to use”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic reminded many people of how they used to avoid cooties. "OF ALL THE THINGS I LEARNED IN GRADE SCHOOL, HOW TO AVOID COOTIES WAS THE LAST ONE I EXPECTED TO USE…
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my metabolism the most”
"Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my metabolism the most" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the things people used to eat (and burn off) when they were…
“Of all the things that ‘taste like chicken’, eggs are ironically not one of them”
"Tastes like chicken" is a food meme that began as a way to describe exotic meats. Eventually, the saying became overused and a joke to describe how everything tastes. "Why…
“Of all the things that taste like chicken, it’s weird that eggs are not one of them”
"Tastes like chicken" is a food meme that began as a way to describe exotic meats. Eventually, the saying became overused and a joke to describe how everything tastes. "Why…
“Of all the utensils invented to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?”
"Of all the utensils invented to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?" is a jocular question about chopsticks that has been printed on many images. "Out of all the possible…
“Of course all scientists agree, when you censor the ones who don’t”
"Of course all scientists agree, when you censor the ones who don't" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Of Course all scientists agree when you censor the…
“Of course carrot cake is healthy, 60% of its name contains carrot”
Some people believe that carrot cake is healthier than other cakes because carrots are vegetables. Also, the word "carrot" has more letters than the word "cake." Dave Hughes…