“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“BeCAWse.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: BeCAWse. A:…
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“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“Can’t a fucking chicken cross a road…?”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A riddle of this joke is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“It wanted to play animal crossing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“It was in a curry.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A chicken tikka masala version is: Q: Why did the Chicken Tikka…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“No one knows. But the road will have his vengeance.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A pun on the word "cross" is: Q: Why did the chicken cross…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“North Korea’s long range missiles don’t reach that far.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A North Korea version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A:…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“Social distancing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic put a "social…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To get away from the bagpipe recital.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A bagpipe version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To get away from the bagpipe recital.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A bagpipe version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To get to your house.”/“Knock, knock…”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. It has been combined with a knock-knock Joke since at least 2009.…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To have its motives questioned.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A riddle of this joke is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To show the armadillo it could be done!”
The ancient joke "Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!" gets a Texas twist when the armadillo is added. A famous Texas phrase is: "There's nothing…
“Why did the chicken cross the tweet?”/“To get to the other snide.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. One variation is: Q: Why did the sarcastic chicken cross the road?A:…
“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“Because the road was on the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…
“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“It was fowl play.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…
“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“It was working for the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…
“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“To change sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…
“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“To get to the other spies.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…
“Why did the chicken end up in the soup?”/“Because it ran out of cluck.”
A chicken riddle is: Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?A: Because it ran out of cluck. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.trauma-ptsd on February 13, 2002. Google Groups:…
“Why did the chicken go to the gym?”/“To work on his pecks.”
Many people go to the gym to work on their "pecs" (pectoral muscles) and there's a pun: Q: Why did the chicken go to the gym?A: To work on his pecks (pecs). "Why did the chicken…