“What is the difference between noon and high noon?”/“Weed.”
The term "high noon" means "precisely noon," but also means "the time of a decisive confrontation or contest." There are several joke answers about "noon"…
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“What is the Easter bunny’s favorite kind of music?”/“Hip hop.”
Rabbits and frogs allegedly listen to "hip hop" music. "Q. What music do frogs listen to? A. Hip-hop" was printed in the Michigan Chronicle (Detroit, MI) on September 2-8, 1992.…
“What is the Easter bunny’s favorite sport?”/“Basket-ball.”
An Easter bunny riddle is: Q: What is the Easter bunny's favorite sport?A: Basket-ball, of course! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2005. Google Groups: alt.cuddleEaster Giggles…
“What is the favorite appetizer of Scottish people?”/“Gaelic bread.”
"Garlic" should not be confused with "Gaelic," but there are jokes. "How do you survive an Irish vampire? Repel him with Gaelic" was posted on Twitter by Kev Murphy on…
“What is the favorite soda of people preparing for the apocalypse?”/“Dr. Prepper.”
Dr Prepper (Dr Pepper + prepper) is a fictional soft drink name that has been printed on many images. "I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper: I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper. A funny soft drink…
“What is the first derivative of a cow?”/“Prime rib.”
A math joke (and a food joke) is: Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?A: Prime rib. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2004 and has been printed on many images. “Recipe for…
“What is the healthiest kind of water?”/“Well water.”
A water riddle is: Q: What is the healthiest kind of water? A: Well water. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. Google BooksBiggest Riddle Book in the WorldBy Joseph…
“What is the holiest chord?”/“G sus.”
Guitarists know the "G sus" (suspended) chord. There are many "Gsus/Jesus" jokes. "G sus: God's favorite chord" was cited in the newsgroup rec.music.bluenote on…
“What is the kind of all office supplies?”/“The ruler.”
An office supplies riddle is: Q: Who/What is the king of office supplies?A: The ruler. "What's the king of all office supplies? The ruler!" was posted on Twitter by "}" on…
“What is the king of the classroom?”/“The ruler.”
A riddle about an object found in schools is: Q: What/Who is king of the classroom?A: The ruler. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2005. 2 March 2005, Los Angeles (CA) Times,…
“What is the leader of popcorn called?”/“The kernel.”
A popcorn riddle is: Q: What is the leader of popcorn called?A: The kernel (colonel). The joke was posted on the newsgroup churchlady on March 7, 2011. Google Groups: churchladyJest For Kids…
“What is the least spoken language in the world?”/“Sign language.”
A language riddle has been printed on many images: Q: What is the least spoken language in the world?A: Sign language. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Twitter…
“What is the left side of an apple?”/“The part that you don’t eat.”
An apple riddle is: Q: What is the left side of an apple (pie/pudding)?A: The part that you don't eat. The is, the "left side" is the part that is left over. The "apple…
“What is the loudest sport?”/“Tennis, because everyone raises a racquet.”
A tennis riddle is: Q: What is the loudest sport?A: Tennis, because everyone raises a racquet (racket). "Why is tennis such a noisy game? Because every player raises a racket" was printed…
“What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time?”/“College.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many colleges to switch to remote learning. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 7, 2020: Q: What is the most expensive video-streaming…
“What is the most mythical vegetable?”/“A unicorn.”
The fictional "unicorn" animal is not "a single piece of corn" (uni-corn), but there are jokes. "what do you call a mythical vegetable? ('Uni-corn' is shown on an…
“What is the most pirated Apple product?”/“iPatch.”
A joke about Apple Inc. is: Q: What is the most pirated Apple product?A: iPatch (eyepatch). The joke was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on September 13, 2017. Forms of the "iPatch" joke had…
“What is the most well behaved drink?”/“Tea because the others are not tea.”
"Naughty" sounds like "not tea." A riddle form of this was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on September 22, 2017: Q: What is the most well behaved drink?A: Tea because the others are…
“What is the only 4-letter word sport that starts with a ‘T’?”/“Golf.”
"Major global sport. Four letters. Starts with a T"/"Quiz answer: Golf! (Geddit?)" was posted on the Sydney (NSW) Morning Herald on May 16, 2009. "RT @realgmackenzie: Name…
“What is the opposite of Microsoft Office?”/“Megahard Onfire.”
Microsoft Office is a family of client software, server software, and services. A riddle was posted on Twitter by Kharos on April 22, 2019: WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF MICROSOFT OFFICE?MEGAHARD ONFIRE…