“Water is the grown-up drink”
A viral tweet (over 420,000 likes) was posted on Twitter by Alex Pettijohn @98fireball on April 6, 2019: "I used to think coffee was a grown-up drink. Then I thought alcohol was a grown up…
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“Water separates the people of the world, wine unites them”
"Water separates the people of the world, wine unites them" (or, "wine brings them/people together") is a saying of unknown origin that has been cited in print since at least…
“Water uses cloud storage”
Cloud storage doesn't involve actual clouds, but there are jokes. "@K_Afqua: Every water bottling company uses cloud storage" was posted on Twitter by Grand Master Force (ENTP) on…
“Water your mind to grow your soul”
"Water your mind to grow your soul" is an educational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 26, 2016 and probably originated on The Minds…
“Water, lemons and sugar are free at restaurants, but lemonade costs money”
Restaurants charge for lemonade, but water, lemons and sugar are usually free. "haha in addition lemons, sugar, and water are all free at restaurants.Therefore, lemonade should be free. That…
“Water’s flavor is its temperature”
Water usually has no flavor, but it can be hot or cold. "Water is a beverage whose flavor is its temperature" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 28, 2018. "Water’s…
“Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds rad if you don’t know what either of these things are”
"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay" sounds like surfboarding on some exotic beach, but it is not. It means water torture at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp (a United States military…
“Watering something adds water, but milking something removes milk”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/Bariqhonium January 29, 2015When you water something, you add water to keep it alive. When you milk something, you take milk away to keep…
“Watermelon is 50% water and 50% melon”
The word "watermelon" is 50% water and 50% melon. However, a watermelon is actually about 90% water. "Watermelon: 50% water 50% melon" was posted on Twitter on June 27, 2010.…
“Watermelon is just crunchy juice”
Is watermelon mostly water? "Watermelon is such an unfulfilling fruit. It is just crunchy water" was posted on Twitter on November 9, 2010. "Watermelon is crunchy water , tf ? like…
“Watermelon is just crunchy water”
Is watermelon mostly water? "Watermelon is such an unfulfilling fruit. It is just crunchy water" was posted on Twitter on November 9, 2010. "Watermelon is crunchy water , tf ? like…
“Watermelons are 92% water which means they’re only 8% melon”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- 3amjokesPosted by u/muratzel October 22, 2022Watermelons are 92% waterWhich means they're only 8% melon Reddit -- OnelienrsPosted by u/muratzel October 22,…
“Watermelons are just summer pumpkins”
Watermelons are often compared to pumpkins. Watermelons are usually associated with summer, while pumpkins are usually associated with Halloween in October. "watermelons are summer pumpkins…
“Watermelons are more than 90% water. To be safe, I’m never eating a kumquat again”
Watermelons are mostly water. Kumquats are mostly...? "Just found out that watermelons are 92% water. On an unrelated note, I’m never eating a kumquat again..." was posted on Twitter by…
“Watermelons are the easiest fruit to get disappointed by. So expensive, and if it’s not ripe…”
This comment about watermelons was posted on X/Twitter by javeigh on June 15, 2018, and it received over 137,000 likes: "Watermelons are the easiest fruit to get disappointed by. So expensive,…
“Watermelons look like fat cucumbers”
Many people think that watermelons look like large cucumbers. "Watermelons look like fat cucumbers" was posted on Twitter by ✯αℓαnα✯ on July 6, 2012. "Watermelons look like…
“Watson, I’ve discovered that our hotel mattress is missing a cover.”/“No sheet, Sherlock!”
"No sheet, Sherlock!" is a pun on the old joke, "No shit, Sherlock!" "There aren't any sheets on the bed"/"Well no sheet Sherlock" was posted on Twitter…
“Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800’s and a big steam ship is leaving the harbor”
Many people wave at the end of a zoom meeting. "is it normal to wave at the end of every zoom class!??" was posted on X/Twitter by Lindlee Moon Meehan on March 30, 2020. "Why do I…
“Wavy potato chips are just corduroy chips”
The ridges in Ruffles potato chips are sometimes called "crinkle-cut" or "wavy." They look like corduroy ridges, and some have called them (mostly in jest) as "corduroy…
“Waxing your bikini line shouldn’t cost a brazilian dollars”
"Brazilian" (from Brazil) sounds like a large number (billion + gazillion). Several "Brazilian dollars" jokes involve Brazilian waxing, a bikini waxing style invented by the J.…