The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives used to be called the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, but is still commonly known as the ATF. Not everyone thinks that alcohol,…
"Whiskeypedia" (whiskey + Wikipedia) was cited on Twitter on March 4, 2009. "Vodkabulary" (vodka + vocabulary) was cited on Twitter on April 15, 2010. "Alcohol?? Its not in…
"Alcohol: The WD40 for conversations" (or "Beer: The WD40 for conversations" has been printed on many images. WD-40 is a lubricant. "Beer: The WD40 for conversations"…
"Alcohol...Because sometimes the truth needs a laxative" is a jocular line that was first cited on Twitter on May 30, 2013. The saying has also appeared on a snarkEcard.…
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
"Alcoholic? No, my dear, I prefer the term 'drinking enthusiast'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. 'New favorite phrase of the day from iPhone app…
"Alcoholics don't run in my family. They stumble around breaking stuff" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images "Alcoholics don't run in my family. They…
"Alcoholism is a disease. Get your shots here!" is a jocular bar saying that has been printed on an image. "Bar sign in Casper: Alcoholism is a disease. Get your shots at…
"Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it" is an alcoholism saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was printed in the book…
About the year 1900, New York City had many saloons. The board of aldermen then existed (now called the city council), and many of these aldermen used the saloons in their political organizations.…
An "Apple product" usually does not refer to the fruit, but there are jokes. "I am going to buy an Apple product this morning.. Guess which? Options: Fruit, Natural juice, or…
Many people dislike Monday, the traditional start of the work week. "Alexa, delete Monday" or "Alexa, delete all Mondays" is a jocular saying. "Siri: delete monday…
The Amazon Alexa virtual assistant does many things, but it doesn't wash dishes. "Alexa, do the dishes" (or "Alexa. wash the dishes") is a jocular saying that has been…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the closing of many schools, and the homeschooling of children. "Alexa, homeschool the children" and "Alexa, homeschool my kids"…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the closing of many schools, and the homeschooling of children. "Alexa, homeschool the children" and "Alexa, homeschool my kids"…
"Alexa, take down the Christmas decorations" is a jocular command that has been printed on many images. The Amazon Alexa virtual assistant can help with many things but not this.…
The Amazon Alexa virtual assistant does many things, but it doesn't wash dishes. "Alexa, do the dishes" (or "Alexa. wash the dishes") is a jocular saying that has been…
"Alexa. delete my belly" is a jocular command to the Amazon Alexa virtual assistant that has been printed on many images. Unfortunately, losing a fat belly is not so simple as this.…
"Buying hay for a dead horse" is spending money for no present or future benefit. "Money spent in prohibition enforcement now is like buying hay for a dead horse" was printed in…
"Family size" means a large size, usually for 2-4 people. "Any bag of M&Ms are family size when you're an orphan" is a joke that was posted on Twitter on May 15, 2012.…