“People are dying to get in” (cemetery joke)
An old cemetery joke goes: Q. Why do they build a fence around a graveyard?A. Because people are just dying to get in. "As the saying goes, people must be just dying to get in (the cemetery --…
Pocket City, Stoplight City (Evansville, Indiana nicknames)
“People are fed by the food industry, which pays no attention to health”
American author and farmer Wendell Berry wrote in Sex, Economy, Freedom & Community: Eight Essays (1993): "There is no connection between food and health. People are fed by the food…
“People are getting smarter nowadays, letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide”
American humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935) spoke about the income tax in his newspaper column on April 8, 1923. "The Income Tax has made more Liars out of the American People than Golf…
“People are hired for their talents and fired for their behavior”
"People are hired for their skills/talents and fired for their attitudes/behavior/personalities" is a popular business adage that is of unknown authorship. "People are hired for…
“People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside”
"People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A creme filling is on the inside of an Oreo cookie. ":-) RT @Schmoodles:…
“People are like tacos. The good stuff is on the inside”
"People are like tacos. The good stuff is on the inside" has been printed on several images. Tacos often have a hard shell. "Some people are like tacos. They may have a hard outer…
“People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It’s crazy. Anyways I got a Klondike bar”
"People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It's crazy. Anyways I got a Klondike bar" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "What would you do for a…
“People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It’s crazy. Anyways I got tacos”
"People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It's crazy. Anyways I got a Klondike bar" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "What would you do for a…
“People are prisoners of their phones. That’s why they are called cell phones”
"People are prisoners of their phones. That's why they are called cell phones" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “@hvgoenka: I just realised it. People are…
“People are putting names on food in the company fridge” (joke)
A popular office joke printed on many e-cards is: "Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin." That is,…
“People associate wearing glasses with being smart, but you have to fail a test to get them”
Many people associate someone wearing glasses to be "nerdy" or "smart," but they have to fail a test (an eye exam) to get the glasses. "Eye glasses make you look smart, but…
“People bad mouth lotteries but everyone pays taxes and odds of winning the lottery…”
Many people feel that playing the lottery is wasting money. Many people also feel that paying taxes is wasting money. "I don't know why people bad mouth lotteries. I pay taxes and odds of…
“People Be Flyin Home From Work Like They Gone B Late For The House Or Sumn??”
"I drive home so quick after work like I'm late for the house" is a saying that has been printed on many imaes. Some people can't wait to get home after a day's work.…
“People buy from people they like” (business adage)
"People buy from people they like" is a sales axiom; other things being roughly equal (such as price and quality), people make purchases from someone they like. Dale Carnegie's…
“People call me a conspiracy theorist, but I see myself as a payingattentionist”
"People call me a conspiracy theorist, but I see myself as a payingattentionist" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "people call me a conspiracy theorist, I see…
“People can get away with putting out empty candy bowls on Halloween with ‘take one’ signs”
Some people have suggested put out bowls of Halloween candy with a "take one" sign. This eliminates constantly answering the door. Others have suggested putting out empty bowls with the…
“People can not be trusted to govern themselves, but people can be trusted to govern others”
"Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he then be trusted with the government of others?" was said by Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) at his…
“People can’t take advantage of you if you are useless”
"People can't take advantage of you if you are useless" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "People cant take advantage of you if they think you're…
“People cheating on their taxes disgust me. This is not the world I want to raise my 23 dependents”
"People cheating on their taxes disgust me. This is not the world I want to raise my 23 dependents in" is a jocular tax saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the…
“People couldn’t start a conversation if the weather didn’t change”
A common observation is that, without the weather, people would have nothing to talk about. "How would people start a conversation if it were not for the weather?" was cited in 1912.…