“Most people wish to serve God, but in an advisory capacity only”
"Most people want/wish to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Most people wish to serve God, but in an advisory capacity…
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“Most people wish to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity”
"Most people want/wish to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Most people wish to serve God, but in an advisory capacity…
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit”
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit" was said by comedian George Carlin (1937-2008) in his bestselling book
“Most people would be glad to tend their own business if the government would give it back”
ost people would be glad to tend/mind their own business if the government would give it back" has been cited in print since at least 1971 and is of unknown authorship. The anti-government,…
“Most problems can be solved with whiskey or nudity. Or BOTH”
"Most problems can be solved with whiskey or nudity. Or BOTH" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Most problems can be solved with #whiskey or #nudity. or BOTH"…
“Most relationships won’t lead to marriage, but at least they help you find new restaurants”
"Not all relationships will lead to marriage. Some will help you discover new restaurants" (or "Most relationships won't lead to marriage, but at least they help you find new…
“Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother’s tasted better the day before”
American comedian Rita Rudner said of Thanksgiving: "Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before." It's not known when Rudner first said…
“Motel 6: We’ll leave the light on for you. Motel 6’s Dad: What am I, made of money?”
Motel 6 has a slogan, "We’ll leave the light on for you." A dad meme is that dads constantly tell their kids to turn off lights around the house. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Mother Nature apologizes for the late arrival of Spring…”
"Mother Nature apologizes for the lateness of Spring. Father Time was driving and refused to stop and ask for directions" is a jocular saying (popular on cold days in April and May) that…
“Mother Nature just be throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers”
"Mother Nature (Florida/ New York/ Texas) just be throwing out temperatures like Powerball numbers" -- that is, randomly, with cold temperatures one day and hot the next -- is a saying…
“Mother Nature not only pre-sliced but also pre-wrapped oranges”
"i dont know about you but i am tripping balls over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature!" was posted on Twitter by Ray Edwards on March 30, 2011. "Oranges are pre-sliced…
“Mother: What did you learn in school today? Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”
An old joke has a parent ask a child about the day in school: Mother: What did you learn in school today?Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow. The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee, sustained by wine”
"Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee, sustained by wine" isa popular Mother's Day saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February…
“Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee”
"Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Mothers are wonderful people…
“Motorboat, motorboat go so slow…” (children’s rhyme)
A popular children's jump rope rhyme is: Motor boat, motor boat, Go so slow. Motor boat, motor boat, Go so fast. Motor boat, motor boat, Step on the gas. The jump rope acts as the motor boat,…
“Motorcyclists wearing face masks but no helmet is the ultimate irony”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic saw face mask requirements in several places. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on April 21, 2020: "Motorcyclists wearing face masks but no helmet…
“Mountain Dew is a beautiful name for a soft drink”
Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew) is a soft drink that was invented in the 1940s and named after the slang for "moonshine." Many people believe that it's a beautiful name for a drink,…
“Mountain Dew is neither dew nor produced on mountains”
Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew) is a soft drink that was invented in the 1940s and named after the slang for "moonshine." Many people believe that it's a beautiful name for a drink,…
“Mountain Dew is such a soft beautiful name for such an aggressive and violent drink”
Mountain Dew (or Mtn Dew) is a soft drink that was invented in the 1940s and named after the slang for "moonshine." Many people believe that it's a beautiful name for a drink,…
“Mountain Dew is the cigarette of soda”
Some sodas (mostly Mountain Dew) have been compared to cigarettes. That is, the sodas feel like they contain addicting chemicals. "root beer is the menthol cigarettes of soda" was posted…