“Mistakes just mean you’re trying”
"Mistakes just mean you're trying" is a motivational saying that has been printed on images. "Mistakes just mean you're trying" was posted on Twitter on September 12,…
Pocket City, Stoplight City (Evansville, Indiana nicknames)
“Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others”
"Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others" is a saying that has been printed on a demotivational poster. "It's possible that your…
“Mixed emotions—when your mother-in-law drives your new car off a cliff”
"Mixed emotions," a classic joke defines it, "are what a fellow feels when he sees his mother-in-law drive his new car off a cliff." The joke has been extremely popular and was…
“Mixed martial arts implies the existence of mixed martial crafts”
Martial arts has nothing to do with arts & crafts, but there are jokes. "I'm trained in the martial arts and the martial crafts" was posted on Twitter by Justin Ritchie on June…
“Mixing and matching gummy bear brands? That’s polygummy”
Gummy bears (small, fruit gum candies) have nothing to do with polygamy, but there is the joke portmanteau word "polygummy" (polygamy + gummy bear). "Polygummy Bears" was posted…
“Mixing cannabis with cod liver oil is bad for your joints”
Cod liver oil may be good for one's joints, but there's a pun: "Mixing cannabis with cod liver oil is bad for your joints." The joke was posted on Twitter on May 12, 2010.…
“Mm” or “Mmm” or “Mmmm” (“Mm! Mm! Good!” & “MMMM…TOASTY”)
"Mm!" is an expression of culinary delight. Campbell's soups have been advertised as "M'm! M'm! Good!" since 1973. Quiznos sandwiches have been…
“Mocha is just an adult hot chocolate”
Mocha (coffee) has sometimes been called "adult hot chocolate." "thinks café mocha is just hot chocolate for adults" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael Compton on April 20,…
“Mocha is just hot chocolate for adults”
Mocha (coffee) has sometimes been called "adult hot chocolate." "thinks café mocha is just hot chocolate for adults" was posted on X/Twitter by Michael Compton on April 20,…
“Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘How much could juice cost?’”
A "mocktail" is a non-alcoholic cocktail. It should be priced like juice, but it's often priced like a regular cocktail. "If you’re going to put mocktails on your menu (which…
“Model trains aren’t that much hotter than regular trains”
"Model trains" aren't like fashion models, but there are jokes. "Model trains aren't that much hotter then regular trains" was posted on X/Twitter by Casey W Bell on…
“Model trains continue to set an unrealistic expectation for regular trains”
"Model trains" aren't like fashion models, but there are jokes. "Model trains aren't that much hotter then regular trains" was posted on X/Twitter by Casey W Bell on…
“Modern baseball implies the existence of ancient cringeball”
"Base" and "cringe" are opposites, so many people have applied this to the sport of baseball to invent its opposite. "Baseball or cringeball?" was posted on Twitter…
“Modern Education: Creating people who are smart enough to accurately repeat what they’re told”
"Modern Education: Creating people who are smart enough to accurately repeat what they're told. And dumb enough to think this makes them smarter than everyone else" is an education…
“Modern man is frantically trying to earn enough to buy things he’s too busy to enjoy”
"Modern man is frantically trying to earn enough to buy things he's too busy to enjoy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Modern man is frantically trying to…
“Modern slaves are not in chains. They are in debt”
"Modern slaves are not in chains. They are in debt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Driving around yesterday, I saw the most accurate window…
“Modern slaves are not in chains. They are in debts”
"Modern slaves are not in chains. They are in debt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Driving around yesterday, I saw the most accurate window…
“Moist people aren’t offended by the occasional typo”
"Moist people aren't offended by the occasional typo" -- with "moist" for "most" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It was posted on…
“Molasses—what do they do with the rest of the mole?”
"Molasses" doesn't have anything to do with "mole asses," but many people wonder what they do with the rest of the mole. The "molasses" joke has been printed on…
“Mom Pro Tip: If you’re old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you’re old enough to make it yourself”
Mothers try to pack school lunches for their kids, but the kids often don't appreciate it. "Mom pro tip: If you're old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you're old…