“Marriage is like a deck of cards” (joke)
Marriage is compared to a deck of cards in a popular joke printed on many images: "Marriage is like a deck of cards. At first all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you…
Pocket City, Stoplight City (Evansville, Indiana nicknames)
“Marriage is when a man loses his Bachelor’s degree and a woman gets her Master’s degree”
A frequently reprinted saying about marriage as an institution of learning was published in many newspapers in 1930: "Matrimony, says a writer, is an institution of learning. In which a man…
“Marriage should be between a person who hates pickles and another person who will eat that pickle”
Some people do not like pickles (often added to a hamburger), and it's helpful if there is a family member who eats them. "Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between…
“Marriage: When 8 hours having someone point out your flaws at work just isn’t enough”
TwitterFahad N. Khan@FahdNKhanMarriage: when 8 hours having someone point out your flaws at work isn't enough. #dailyDemotivational12:46 AM · Feb 8, 2017·Twitter for iPhone FacebookVernon…
“Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work”
"Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@sickipediabot: Marriage. Because your shitty day…
“Married men told their wives, ‘I’ll do that when I have the time’” (quarantine joke)
Married men put off things by telling their wives, "I'll do that when I have the time." The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic gave them that time. "My thoughts go out to all those…
“Marry a girl from Texas—no matter how tough things get, she’s tougher”
Television news anchor (and Texas native) Dan Rather was credited with saying this in 1996: "Always marry a woman from Texas because she's always seen worse, no matter what happens to…
“Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won’t eat all of yours”
"Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won't eat all of yours" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "radsturbate: marry someone…
“Marry someone who has opposite taste in food, so you don’t have to share your food”
"Marry someone who has opposite taste in food, so you don't have to share your food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Marry someone who has opposite taste in…
“Marshmallow-topped sweet potatoes are the candy corn of Thanksgiving”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Thanksgiving." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Marshmallows don’t dissolve. They use hot cocoa as a way to teleport to their homeworld”
"Marshmallows don’t dissolve. They use hot cocoa as a way to teleport to their homeworld" is a jocular saying that has been popular on Twitter. "Marshmallows don’t dissolve. They…
“Martial arts implies the existence of martial crafts”
Martial arts has nothing to do with arts & crafts, but there are jokes. "I'm trained in the martial arts and the martial crafts" was posted on Twitter by Justin Ritchie on June…
“Martinis are like women’s breasts. One isn’t enough and three are too many”
"In Boston stingers are post-dinner drinks of which one's not enough and three are too many" was printed in the Boston (MA) Globe on November 11, 1972. The saying usually refers to…
“Marx failed to consider that workplace pizza parties can be kinda fun”
"Marx failed to consider that workplace pizza parties can be fun" was posted on Twitter by Zeeshan on March 19, 2023. "Marx failed to consider that annual workplace pizza parties can…
“Mary and Abby!”/“Mary and Abby who?”/“Mary Christmas and a Abby New Year!”
An end-of-year knock-knock joke is: "Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Mary and Abby!""Mary and Abby who?""Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!" The…
“Mary has 2 glasses of wine. She drinks 1 and buys 2 more. What does Mary have now? Happiness”
"Mary has 2 glasses of wine. She drinks 1 and buys 2 more. What does Mary have now? Happiness. She has happiness" was posted on Facebook by Mommy Likes Wine on December 30, 2018. The text…
“Mary, I’m having one more pint with the lads. If I’m not home in 20 minutes, read this again”
A joke "Irish text message" has been printed on several images: "Mary, I'm having one more pint with the lads. If I'm not home in 20 minutes, read this message again."…
“Mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole”
"Guys, if we call avocados 'Mexican Potatoes' then we can also start to call mashed potatoes 'Irish Guacamole'!" was posted on Twitter by Daniel S. Pumpkins on June 8,…
“Mashed potatoes are just Irish hummus”
The Irish are known for their potatoes, and mashed potatoes have sometimes been called "Irish hummus." "Mashed potatoes are just Irish hummus" was posted on X/Twitter by Whiskey…
“Mashed potatoes are the potato version of applesauce”
Applesauce is often compared to mashed potatoes. "@RandyxNikes but applesauce is equivalent to mashed potatoes, its the same concept" was posted on Twitter on September 23, 2010.…