“Married men told their wives, ‘I’ll do that when I have the time’” (quarantine joke)
Married men put off things by telling their wives, “I’ll do that when I have the time.” The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic gave them that time.
“My thoughts go out to all those poor married men out there who have been telling their wives ‘I’ll do it when I have the time’” was posted on Twitter by sasssyjack on March 23, 2020. “My thoughts go out to all the married men all over the world who have told their wives, ‘I’ll do that when I have the time’. Time’s up dudes” was posted on Facebook by Frankie Beukes later on March 23, 2020.
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
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sasssyjack
@jackstorer
My thoughts go out to all those poor married men out there who have been telling their wives “I’ll do it when I have the time”
6:51 AM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Natasha
@dramadelinquent
My thoughts go out to all those married men who’ve spent months telling their wives,
“I’ll do that when I have the time”
3:34 PM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter for Android
Facebook
Vincent Fallon to One Liners And Snappy Gags
March 24, 2020 at 7:20 AM ·
Frankie Beukes to Rock The Lock Down
March 23, 2020 at 5:13 PM
My thoughts go out to all the married men all over the world who have told their wives, “I’ll do that when I have the time”. Time’s up dudes
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Reserve Recruitment
@ReserveRecruit1
My thoughts and prayers to all the married men who have told their wives, “I’ll do it when I have the time”.
3:13 AM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Alvaro Thuo
@AlvaroThuo
My thoughts are going out to all those poor husbands who spent years telling their wives:
“I will do that when I have the time.”
#QuarantineAndChill #DuringMy14DayQuarantine #COVID19 #iwillstayhome #StayHome
5:15 AM · Mar 25, 2020·Twitter Web App
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D.ARMYGUY
@huntejason
My deepest thoughts and prayers are going out to the married men who for years been telling their wives I’ll do that when I have the time! 👊🏾Pleading face #HangInThere
11:57 AM · Mar 25, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Orwell was right
@DrofnasInTexas
Thoughts and prayers going out to all the married men who have spent months telling their wives…
...I’ll do that when I have the time.
7:57 AM · Mar 27, 2020·Twitter for Android