What wakes someone up faster than drinking a cup of hot coffee? "Spilling coffee on one's self wakes one up much more efficiently than actually drinking it" was posted on Twitter by…
Pennies are widely regarded as mostly worthless, and many people don't bother to pick them up from the ground. "Is it littering to leave a penny on the ground?" was asked on Twitter…
"Modus operandi" is Latin for "mode/manner of operating." "Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart... That’s my modus operandi" was posted on…
"Lactose intolerant" is sometimes joked as "lack-dose intolerant." "People that suffer from medicine withdrawal are considered lack dose intolerant right?" was posted…
A popular belief is that some unethical people put sharp objects or drugs in trick-or-treat Halloween candy. "Drugs are expensive. No one is putting them in your kid's candy" is a…
"Drugs block our biochemistry to reduce symptoms. Vegetables restore our biochemistry to create health" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Healthy Holistic Living on April 26,…
"Drugs block our biochemistry to reduce symptoms. Vegetables restore our biochemistry to create health" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Healthy Holistic Living on April 26,…
"Drugs block our biochemistry to reduce symptoms. Vegetables restore our biochemistry to create health" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Healthy Holistic Living on April 26,…
"Drugs End All Dreams" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "dead" that has been printed on many images. "Drugs End All Dreams" was printed in Newsday (Long…
"Drugs: Responsible for teaching Americans the metric system" is a jocular saying that has been printed on bumper stickers are T-shirts. "Drugs are responsible for teaching Americans…
"Drunk as a skunk" means to be highly inebriated. Skunks aren't particularly known for drinking; the saying exists because of the rhyme. "Drunk as a skunk" has been cited…
“You’re drunk when you feel sophisticated and can’t pronounce it" is a jocular one-liner from the New York City humor magazine The Judge in 1937. "Drunk is when you feel…
"Drunk people run stop signs. High people (stoners) wait for them to turn green" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "You know the old joke: 'Drunk drivers…
"Dry January" means a January without alcohol. It does not mean staying dry (without taking a bath or a shower), but there are jokes. "Looks like my attempt to have a dry January has…
Dry pet food, such as dog food, has often been described as "meat cereal." "Sometimes I catch myself eating the dog food. With a little milk it's like meat cereal" was…
"Addressing" can sound like "a dressing" and, of course, there are salad dressing jokes. "Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing" was posted on Twitter by Jake…
"Where there's fat, there's flavor" is a food saying, but some fat people appreciate it. "Where's there's fat there's flavor. Fuckit,a compliment is a…
Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children (WIC) has nothing to do with the American neo-noir action film series and media franchise John Wick, but there are jokes. The…
"Dudes quick to say women don't cook like grandma use to but y'all don't pay bills like grandpa used to either" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made many people refrain from handshakes and hugs. "Due to corona virus I will not shake hands or hug... you may kneel or bow to me.., either will be…