“Life happens. Whiskey helps”
"Life happens. Whiskey helps" is a whiskey saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Whisky helps" was posted on Twitter by David Curlewis on July 11, 2012.…
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“Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run”
Some people won't go for a run unless it's a beer run. "Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run" is a beer saying that has been…
“I reject the belief that I must be defenseless in order for you to feel safe”
"I REJECT THE BELIEF THAT I MUST BE DEFENSELESS IN ORDER FOR YOU TO FEEL SAFE (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Make Michigan Great Again on September 13, 2022. The post received…
“I like to be what I call ‘comfortably caffeinated.’ That’s means I’ve got coffee and maybe pants”
"Good morning. Today's Saturday and I like to be what I call 'comfortably caffeinated.' That means I've got coffee and I may or may not be wearing pants" is a jocular…
“95% of electric vehicles are still on the road. The remaining 5% made it all the way home”
"95% of electric vehicles are still on the road. The remaining 5% made it all the way home" is a joke that has been printed on several images. The speaker believes that electric cars…
“We reject the belief that we must be defenseless in order for you to feel safe”
"I REJECT THE BELIEF THAT I MUST BE DEFENSELESS IN ORDER FOR YOU TO FEEL SAFE (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Make Michigan Great Again on September 13, 2022. The post received…
“I was led to believe adulthood would involve more cocktail sipping and less everything sucking”
"I was led to believe adulthood would involve more cocktail sipping and less everything sucking" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook on May…
“Good morning. Today’s Saturday and I like to be what I call ‘comfortably caffeinated’”
"Good morning. Today's Saturday and I like to be what I call 'comfortably caffeinated.' That means I've got coffee and I may or may not be wearing pants" is a jocular…
“Life happens. Alcohol helps”
"Life happens. Alcohol helps" is an alcohol saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Alcohol helps" was posted on Twitter by katelynnmaeee on June 5, 2016.…
“Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run”
Some people won't go for a run unless it's a beer run. "Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run" is a beer saying that has been…
“Life happens. Tea helps”
""Life happens. Tea helps" is a tea saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, Tea helps. Missing my cup" was posted on Twitter by Karan on November 1,…
“Stop saying candy corn is the worst candy. Don’t forget that black licorice exists”
Many people do not like candy corn. "Stop saying candy corn is the worst candy. Don't forget that black licorice exists" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“An Apple fan walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A version about a fan of Apple products is: "An Apple fan walks into a bar.... Orders…
“A Democrat will give you the shirt off my back”
"Democrats will give you the shirt off my back" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Give you the shirt off my back" is an expression that means to give someone…
“Democrats will give you the shirt off my back”
"Democrats will give you the shirt off my back" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Give you the shirt off my back" is an expression that means to give someone…
“Did you hear about the man who evaporated? He will be mist”
"Mist" sounds like "missed," and there are puns. "Did you hear about the guy who evaporated? He’ll be mist!" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June 11, 2022.…
“Did you hear about the guy who evaporated? He’ll be mist!”
"Mist" sounds like "missed," and there are puns. "Did you hear about the guy who evaporated? He’ll be mist!" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on June 11, 2022.…
“Conspiracy Theorist: A person who researches a subject and then uses logic…”
"Conspiracy Theorist: A person who researches a subject and then uses logic and critical thinking skills to form an educated opinion instead of just blindly believing whatever they saw on…
“War is greedy old men sending naive young boys to kill innocent children”
"War is greedy old men sending naive young boys to kill innocent children" is an anti-war saying that has been printed on several images. The saying (also shown on an image) was posted on…
“Before serving your country, first learn who your government is serving”
"Before serving your country, first learn who your government is serving" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the government might be serving corporate masters and…