“Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty good at coffee”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
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“Talk is cheap because the supply always exceeds the demand”
"Talk is cheap" is an old saying. One reason frequently given for talk being cheap is that the supply greatly exceeds the demand. (That is, people want less talk and more action.)…
“If found drunk, please return to wife”
"If found drunk, please return to (my) wife" is a jocular T-shirt saying that has been printed on many images. "If found drunk or unconscious, please return to anyone but (my)…
“The average home has two washing machines: 1) The real washing machine, and 2) Television”
"The average home has two washing machines -- washing machine + brain washing machine" is a saying shown on several images. The "brain washing machine" is a television.…
“With the end of daylight saving time, we can all enjoy watching the sun set as we eat lunch”
Not everyone appreciates the changing of clocks in the fall, and an earlier hour of darkness. This sarcastic comment was posted on Facebook by Thoughts From Aisle 4 on November 2, 2022: "With…
“If found drunk or unconscious, please return to anyone but wife”
"If found drunk, please return to (my) wife" is a jocular T-shirt saying that has been printed on many images. "If found drunk or unconscious, please return to anyone but (my)…
“I’m Leaving Twitter! But first I’m gonna TWEET about leaving Twitter!”
"I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group. Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone thinks about me leaving this group" is a jocular…
“Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what should I be buying? He said, ‘Canned goods’”
"Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying? He said, "Canned goods and ammunition'" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is,…
“‘I love turning the clocks back so it gets dark by 4 pm’ Said no one ever”
"'I love turning the clocks back so it gets dark by 4pm' said no one ever" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by Sent-Well.com (and others) on November 1, 2014. The same…
“I’m leaving Facebook! But first I’m going to post that I’m leaving Facebook”
"I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group. Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone thinks about me leaving this group" is a jocular…
“I called my stockbroker today and asked him, ‘What are you buying?’ He said, ‘Canned goods’”
"Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying? He said, "Canned goods and ammunition'" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is,…
“I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group” (Facebook joke)
"I’m LEAVING this group! But first I’m gonna POST about leaving this group. Then I'm gonna stick around to see what everyone thinks about me leaving this group" is a jocular…
“Funny how we were all raised not to be peer pressured into taking experimental drugs, and now…”
"Funny how we were raised not to be peer pressured into taking experimental drugs and now we're being peer pressured into taking experimental drugs" is a saying that has been printed…
“If found drunk or unconscious, please return to anyone but my wife”
"If found drunk, please return to (my) wife" is a jocular T-shirt saying that has been printed on many images. "If found drunk or unconscious, please return to anyone but (my)…
“My favorite conspiracy theory is that the government cares about your health”
"My favorite conspiracy theory is that the government cares about you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. The saying (with various version) became…
“When someone accuses you of wearing a tinfoil hat, tell them it’s better than wearing a blindfold
"When someone accuses you of wearing a tinfoil hat, remind them that it’s better than wearing a blindfold" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "tinfoil…
“My favorite conspiracy theory is that the government cares about us”
"My favorite conspiracy theory is that the government cares about you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. The saying (with various version) became…
“My favorite conspiracy theory is that the government cares for me”
"My favorite conspiracy theory is that the government cares about you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. The saying (with various version) became…
“My favorite conspiracy theory is that the government cares about you”
"My favorite conspiracy theory is that the government cares about you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. The saying (with various version) became…
“If found, please return to pub”
"If found, please return to (the) pub" is a jocular T-shirt saying that has been printed on many images. "If found, please return to the pub" was posted on the newsgroup…