“What’s a cat’s favorite condiment?”/“Moustard.”

A cat riddle is:
 
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite condiment?
A: Mayo. (pronounced like “Meow!”)
A: Moustard. (mouse + mustard)
A: Catsup.
A: Whiskershire sauce.

   
   
Twitter
Cat Facts
@Factsaboutkats
What is a cats favorite condiment?Catchup!!! Meeeeewoooww #catfacts
9:50 PM · Oct 13, 2013
   
Twitter
Em Weh
@EmFettttt21
@TheEllenShow what’s a cats favorite condiment?    A: cat-chup #catweek #classicjokewednesday
3:16 PM · Oct 15, 2014
 
Twitter
dumb cat
@Alex_J_Cleret
Me: What’s cat’s favourite condiment?
Bro: Catsup?
Me: No! My favourite condiment is MEOWstard! 😺
Bro: *Ultimate sigh*
7:45 PM · Sep 21, 2016
 
Twitter
Marco Martoccia
@sheet_metal
Cat’s favorite condiment is mayo.
10:19 AM · Sep 22, 2016
 
Twitter
FUZZROCIOUS PEDALS
@fuzzrocious
What is a cat’s favorite condiment?
Moustard
5:41 PM · Apr 7, 2017
 
Twitter
Evan Ford
@Seven_Ford
What’s a cat’s favorite condiment?
—Meow-nnaise 😸#dadjokes
3:48 AM · Nov 18, 2017
 
Twitter
serena
@independentalto
what’s a cat’s favorite condiment?
meow-nnaise.
1:54 PM · May 20, 2019
 
Twitter
Daniel Kelley
@danieltkelley
Me: What’s a cat’s favorite condiment?
@lauriegale210: [blank stare]
Me: Mayo! (said to sound like “meow”)
@laureigale210: Dear, come on, it’s catsup
Me: Wait wait wait, it’s whiskershire sauce!
It’s a good thing she puts up with me
11:22 AM · Sep 25, 2019
         
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/radioactiveryley October 23, 2019
What is a cat’s favorite condiment?
Mouse-turd
COMMENTS
Inglorious186
Not cat-sup?
RaiderOfChests
Meow-naise?
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/CeleryHunter143 March 4, 2020
What is a cat’s favourite condiment?
Mayow.
COMMENTS
Papa_Bear720
I’d have thought catsup
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/miszlokaira March 4, 2021
What is a cat’s favourite condiment?
Mayow.
COMMENTS
kaichanti
Mousetard
CopsaLau
Catsup
 
Twitter
Drawsgood
@drawsgood
Dad joke:
What’s a cat’s favorite condiment?
Mayeowww.
1:43 PM · Apr 30, 2021
     
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/riptodake July 15, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite condiment?
Meownnaise
COMMENTS
NotHomeOffice
Catsup
 
Twitter
Dennis Noble
@dennisnoble
If you asked me “What’s a cat’s favorite condiment?” I’d probably answer “meowonnaise.”
4:57 PM · Sep 20, 2021
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/SybilCut January 5, 2023
what’s a cats favorite condiment?
Mayo
COMMENTS
RepublicVegetable736
Was telling this to the kids and my wife pipes in “Mouseturd!”