“I TRUST THE SCIENCE!”/“You trust the television.”
"Be honest, you didn't trust the science. You trusted the TV" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Trust the science” became a popular saying during the…
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“Be honest, you didn’t trust the science. You trusted the TV”
"Be honest, you didn't trust the science. You trusted the TV" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Trust the science” became a popular saying during the…
“I’ve been ‘watching my weight’ and, rest assured, it’s still there”
"I've been watching my weight. It's still there" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The expression "watch your weight" usually means to watch…
“Premature treejaculation—the act of erecting one’s festive decor in any month prior to December”
"premature treejaculation trejahk-yal•ay:shun the act of erecting one's festive decor in any month prior to December" is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images.…
“I’ve been watching my weight. It’s still there”
"I've been watching my weight. It's still there" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The expression "watch your weight" usually means to watch…
“The day has begun, drink coffee, smile, and be thankful for the life you have”
"Today I will drink coffee, smile and be thankful" and "The day has begun, drink coffee, smile, and be thankful for the life you have" are sayings that have been printed on many…
“Today I will drink coffee, smile and be thankful”
"Today I will drink coffee, smile and be thankful" and "The day has begun, drink coffee, smile, and be thankful for the life you have" are sayings that have been printed on many…
“Tacos alone won’t fill the emptiness in your soul. You’ll also need tequila”
"Tacos alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer/tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tacos alone won't fill the…
“Tacos alone won’t fill the emptiness in your soul. You’ll also need margaritas”
"Tacos alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer/tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tacos alone won't fill the…
“Tacos alone won’t fill the emptiness in your soul. You’ll also need hot sauce”
"Tacos alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer/tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tacos alone won't fill the…
“Tacos alone won’t fill the emptiness in your soul. You’ll also need beer”
"Tacos alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer/tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tacos alone won't fill the…
“Tacos alone will not fill the emptiness in your soul. You will also need tequila”
"Tacos alone won't fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer/tequila" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tacos alone won't fill the…
“What do you get from a dwarf cow?”/“Condensed milk.”
A milk riddle is: Q: What do you get from a dwarf cow?A: Condensed milk. "The biology department of Alabama is attempting to produce a dwarf cow to yield condensed milk. -- Rollins…
“Guns won’t fill the emptiness of your soul. You’ll also need ammo”
"Guns won't fill the emptiness of your soul. You'll also need ammo" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on several images. "Guns won't fill the emptiness of your…
“Folks crying about a $4 gallon of gas while in line for $6 cup of coffee”
"Folks crying about a $3 gallon of gas while in line for $5 cup of coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Folks crying about a $4 gallon of gas while in line for…
“Folks crying about a $3 gallon of gas while in line for $5 cup of coffee”
"Folks crying about a $3 gallon of gas while in line for $5 cup of coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Folks crying about a $4 gallon of gas while in line for…
“What if when you dunk a cookie in milk and see bubbles come up it’s the cookie trying to breathe..”
"What if when you dunk a cookie in milk and see bubbles come up it's the cookie trying to breathe and really you just drowned a cookie and you're a murderer" is a saying that…
“When I dunk my cookies, I pretend they are you and hold them under till the bubbles stop”
"What if when you dunk a cookie in milk and see bubbles come up it's the cookie trying to breathe and really you just drowned a cookie and you're a murderer" is a saying that…
“When I dunk my cookies, I think of you and hold them under until the bubbles stop”
"What if when you dunk a cookie in milk and see bubbles come up it's the cookie trying to breathe and really you just drowned a cookie and you're a murderer" is a saying that…
“When I dunk my cookies in my milk, I think of you (and hold them under until the bubbles stop)”
"What if when you dunk a cookie in milk and see bubbles come up it's the cookie trying to breathe and really you just drowned a cookie and you're a murderer" is a saying that…