“Halloween calories don’t count”
"Halloween calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. However, everyone knows that calories from all that trick-or-treat candy certainly can add…
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“Christmas calories don’t count”
"Christmas calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one should eat, drink and be merry, and forget the calories on…
“So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again”
"So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again" was posted on Twitter by Ben Schwartz on December 27, 2018. The tweet received over 69,400 likes. Related…
Umpire Rock (Central Park)
Wikipedia: Rat Rock (Central Park)Rat Rock, also known as Umpire Rock, is an outcrop of Manhattan schist which protrudes from the bedrock in Central Park, Manhattan, New York City. It is named…
Rat Rock (Central Park)
Wikipedia: Rat Rock (Central Park)Rat Rock, also known as Umpire Rock, is an outcrop of Manhattan schist which protrudes from the bedrock in Central Park, Manhattan, New York City. It is named…
“What did the little champagne bottle call his father?”/“Pop!”
A popular New Year's Day riddle is: Q: What did the little champagne bottle call his father?A: Pop! "What did the little champagne bottle call his father? Pop! #newyearspuns" was…
“Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year, make a resolution to be yourself”
"Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year, make a resolution to be yourself" is a new year's saying that has been printed on many images. "Every year…
“Fracture a femur” (version of “break a leg,” meaning good luck)
"Fracture a femur" is another way of saying "break a leg" in the theater, where it is bad luck to wish someone good luck. "'Fracture a femur' is certainly poetic…
“On New Years Eve, an old Irish tradition is to open your door at midnight and let the old year out”
"On New Years Eve, an old Irish tradition is to open your door at midnight and let the Old Year Out and the New Year In. I think this year deserves the doors, windows, and garage doors to be…
“Y’all better eat the damn black eyed peas this year!”
In the Southern United States, eating black-eyed peas is a New Year's Day tradition and is thought to help bring prosperity in the new year. However, many mothers cook the people, but the…
“Twizzlers taste like they was almost finna be a toy”
"Twizzlers taste like they were almost about to be a toy" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Kids seem to play with them as much as kids eat them. "😂TWIZZLERS…
“Twizzlers taste like they were almost about to be a toy”
"Twizzlers taste like they were almost about to be a toy" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Kids seem to play with them as much as kids eat them. "😂TWIZZLERS…
“May your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions”
"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Syndicated newspaper entertainment columnist Earl Wilson…
“Rock salt implies the existence of country salt and rap salt”
Rock salt might imply the existence of other salts that are non-rock. "Supermarket has rock salt, but they're always out of jazz salt" was posted on Twitter by AlburyBibleChurch on…
“Twizzlers taste like they made a toy at first and then said nvm yall just eat it”
"Twizzlers taste like they were almost about to be a toy" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Kids seem to play with them as much as kids eat them. "😂TWIZZLERS…
“Rock salt implies the existence of paper salt and scissor salt”
Rock salt might imply the existence of other salts that are non-rock. "Supermarket has rock salt, but they're always out of jazz salt" was posted on Twitter by AlburyBibleChurch on…
“I still don’t know what I’m wearing to the living room New Year’s Eve. I might not even go”
"I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Year's Eve. I might not even go" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from…
“After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit”
"After all the eating I did over the holidays, I am happy to report that my socks still fit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "After all the eating I did…
“A food system dependent on chemicals is not a food system, it’s a chemical system”
"A food system dependent on chemicals is not a food system, it's a chemical system" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on an image on…
“Remember if your flight gets cancelled most airports have a secret fleet of backup planes…”
When airlines cancel flights, angry passengers often take their rage out on the customer service representative, who did not cause the problem. This sarcasm was posted on Twitter by Jeremy Khan on…