“The average ghost is mean spirited”
"The average ghost is mean spirited" was posted on the website PunoftheDay.com on October 29, 2010. "There’s nothing more mean spirited than the average ghost" was posted on…
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“I refuse to bookmark a website…” (joke)
A joke about bookmarks on the internet was posted on Twitter by Andrew Nadeau on March 7, 2022, and received over 114,200 likes: "I refuse to bookmark a website. I will simply use the far more…
“Sometimes your freedom is not taken away at gunpoint, but instead it is done one piece of paper…”
Cuban-American poet, diplomat and former political prisoner Armando Valladares received the Canterbury Medal from the Becket Fund for Religious Liberty, and gave this speech on May 12, 2016:…
“Autocomplete is the bake of my existence”
"Autocorrect is the bake of my existence" was posted on Twitter by John Linen on April 21, 2022. "Autocomplete is the bake of my existence" was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on…
“Waiter, this egg is bad!”/“Don’t blame me. I only laid the table.”
A restaurant joke is: Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table. "Small Girl: 'Where did the funny little eggs come from, do you…
“There’s nothing more mean spirited than the average ghost”
"The average ghost is mean spirited" was posted on the website PunoftheDay.com on October 29, 2010. "There’s nothing more mean spirited than the average ghost" was posted on…
“Gaslighting is not real. You’re just crazy”
"Gaslighting is not real. You're just crazy" is a jocular saying (itself "gaslighting") that has been printed on many images. "Gaslighting doesn't exist. You made…
“Gaslighting is not real. You’re just imagining things again”
"Gaslighting is not real. You're just crazy" is a jocular saying (itself "gaslighting") that has been printed on many images. "Gaslighting doesn't exist. You made…
“Autocorrect is the bake of my existence”
"Autocorrect is the bake of my existence" was posted on Twitter by John Linen on April 21, 2022. "Autocomplete is the bake of my existence" was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on…
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so that I feel like I accomplished something”
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so that I feel like I accomplished something” (also "Sometimes I write 'Drink Wine' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I…
“I’m a trust fund baby. My parents trust me to fund myself”
"I'm a trust fund baby. My parents trusted me to go fund myself" (or "I'm a trust fund baby. My parents trust me to fund myself") is a jocular saying that has been…
“Protected by fuck around and find out home security”
"Protected by fuck around and find out surveillance" is a saying that has been printed on many signs. "Protected by Fuck around and find out surveillance" (shown on a sign) was…
“I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb”
"I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "When I tweet I wonder how many miles my thumb scrolled" was posted on…
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so I feel like I got something done”
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so that I feel like I accomplished something” (also "Sometimes I write 'Drink Wine' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I…
“Protected by FAFO fuck around and find out security system”
"Protected by fuck around and find out surveillance" is a saying that has been printed on many signs. "Protected by Fuck around and find out surveillance" (shown on a sign) was…
“I’m a trust fund baby. My parents trusted me to go fund myself”
"I'm a trust fund baby. My parents trusted me to go fund myself" (or "I'm a trust fund baby. My parents trust me to fund myself") is a jocular saying that has been…
“Sometimes I write ‘Drink Wine’ on my to-do list, just so I feel like I accomplished something”
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so that I feel like I accomplished something” (also "Sometimes I write 'Drink Wine' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I…
“Gaslighting isn’t a real word. You’re just crazy”
"Gaslighting is not real. You're just crazy" is a jocular saying (itself "gaslighting") that has been printed on many images. "Gaslighting doesn't exist. You made…
“Gaslighting doesn’t exist. You made it up ‘cause you’re fucking crazy”
"Gaslighting is not real. You're just crazy" is a jocular saying (itself "gaslighting") that has been printed on many images. "Gaslighting doesn't exist. You made…
“If we ever forget that we’re one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under”
U.S. President Ronald Reagan spoke about the importance of god in government at an ecumenical prayer breakfast in Dallas, Texas, on August 23, 1984: "Without God, there is no virtue, because…