“If I had super powers, I would only use them for baked goods and never for baked evils”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
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“You gotta bake a lot of baked bads before you bake any baked goods”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“You don’t have a valentine for Valentine’s Day? I don’t have a groundhog for Groundhog Day”
Many people complain that they don't have a valentine on Valentine's Day. This is often countered by a person not having a groundhog for Groundhog Day. "And some miserables…
“Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don’t know what to do with them in the bedroom”
"Guys/Men/People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are many slight…
“Using cash is like telling the government what you buy is none of their fucking business”
"Using cash is like telling the government what you buy is none of their fucking business" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Things like a central bank digital currency…
“I prefer my guns the way Democrats prefer their voters: undocumented and untraceable”
"Undocumented" guns have been compared to "undocumented" Americans. "RT @frontalboundary: My #guns are not #illegal they are #undocumented. #NRA #Pelosi #Obama #Biden"…
“People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don’t know what to do with them in the bed”
"Guys/Men/People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are many slight…
“Guys who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don’t know what to do with them in the bedroom”
"Guys/Men/People who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are many slight…
“I love that the mainstream media position is ‘yes the CIA did bad things in the 50s, 60s…’”
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) was not punished for the many secretive and seemingly immoral and unethical things that it did in the 1950s, 1960s and 1970s (such as political assassinations…
“I like my guns like Democrats like their voters: undocumented”
"Undocumented" guns have been compared to "undocumented" Americans. "RT @frontalboundary: My #guns are not #illegal they are #undocumented. #NRA #Pelosi #Obama #Biden"…
“My guns won’t be illegal. They will be ‘undocumented’”
"Undocumented" guns have been compared to "undocumented" Americans. "RT @frontalboundary: My #guns are not #illegal they are #undocumented. #NRA #Pelosi #Obama #Biden"…
“If the government cannot protect the vote, the border or its citizens, then why do we have one?”
If government can't protect its citizens, then why have government? "If the government cannot protect the vote, there is no need for that government" was posted on Twitter by Michael…
“You are being conditioned to give up your rights every time there’s a crisis”
"YOU ARE BEING CONDITIONED TO GiVE UP YOUR RIGHTS EVERY TIME THERE'S A CRISIS" was posted on Twitter by Brandon Nason on June 5, 2022. "YOU ARE BEING CONDITIONED TO GIVE UP YOUR…
“When the Berlin Wall fell, which side did the people run to?”
Germany's Berlin Wall separated east and west Germany from 1961 until 1989, When the wall came down, most people escaped communist East Berlin into West Berlin. “Youth ask your history…
“Let’s reduce drunk driving by taking cars away from sober drivers”
A pro-gun saying compares gun control to misguided efforts to stop drunk driving. "Let's reduce drunk driving by taking cars away from sober drivers" is a saying that has been…
“Instead of conspiracy theorist, I prefer to be called a connect the dots specialist”
"Instead of conspiracy theorist, I prefer to be called a connect the dots specialist" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Instead of 'Conspiracy Theorist', I…
“Why is it called ‘camouflage’ and not”
"Why is it called/spelled 'camouflage' and not" -- the last word is missing or "camouflaged" -- is a joke that has been printed on many images. "why is it spelled…
“GMO GTFO!”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Genetically modified organismA genetically modified organism (GMO) is any organism whose genetic material has been altered using genetic engineering techniques.…
“When there’s no baseball, I stare out the window and wait for spring”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Rogers HornsbyRogers Hornsby Sr. (April 27, 1896 – January 5, 1963), nicknamed "The Rajah", was an American baseball infielder, manager, and coach who…
“Instead of ‘Conspiracy Theorist’, I prefer the name ‘Connect The Dots Specialist’”
"Instead of conspiracy theorist, I prefer to be called a connect the dots specialist" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Instead of 'Conspiracy Theorist', I…