“There are two kinds of people: Bacon lovers and sad people”
"There are two kinds of people: Bacon lovers and sad people" is a bacon saying that has been printed on several images. "THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE BACON LOVERS AND SAD…
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“Y’all ever notice that the Washington Monument looks absolutely NOTHING like George Washington??”
The Washington Monument, in Washington, D.C., is an obelisk that was opened in 1888. Obviously, the monument does not look like George Washington (1732-1799), but there are jokes. "I think…
“Only the empire should have guns”
"ONLY THE EMPIRE SHOULD HAVE GUNS" (shown on an image with Star Wars movie Stormtroopers) was posted on Twitter by Barry Dutton on March 25, 2021. It's not known who created the…
“There are two kinds of people: Bacon lovers and liars”
"There are two kinds of people: Bacon lovers and liars" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "There are two kinds of people in this world: people who love bacon and…
“The Washington monument looks nothing like the guy. It looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton”
The Washington Monument, in Washington, D.C., is an obelisk that was opened in 1888. Obviously, the monument does not look like George Washington (1732-1799), but there are jokes. "I think…
“The best way to follow the science is to follow the silenced”
"Follow the science" became a popular catchphrase during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, many scientists who disagreed with Big Pharma and the government were silenced…
“There are two kinds of people in this world: People who love bacon, and liars”
"There are two kinds of people: Bacon lovers and liars" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "There are two kinds of people in this world: people who love bacon and…
“I read that a banana a day helps to keep your colon clean. I just wish they’d told me…” (joke)
A banana a day can help the colon. However, one should eat the banana -- and not attempt to directly insert it into the colon. "Maxwell said a banana a day is good for keeping your colon…
“They say a banana a day cleans your colon. Then I found out you’re meant to eat them”
A banana a day can help the colon. However, one should eat the banana -- and not attempt to directly insert it into the colon. "Maxwell said a banana a day is good for keeping your colon…
“Cottage cheese implies shanty, apartment, condo & mansion cheese exist”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…
“Cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…
“Cottage cheese implies the existence of cabin cheese”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…
“Cottage cheese implies the existence of mansion cheese”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…
“The Lord moves in mysterious ways, but you don’t have to. Please use your blinker”
"The Lord moves in mysterious ways, but you don’t have to. Please use your blinker" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mysterious Ways" is a song by the Irish…
“Cottage cheese implies the existence of bungalow cheese”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…
“An air mattress is great when you want to sleep on the floor, but not right away”
Some people find that sleeping on an air mattress is not much better than sleeping on the floor. This was posted on Twitter by cap’n watsisname on July 25, 2021, and received about 75,000 likes:…
“There is a self depreciation course starting at my college next term. I’ve already put myself down”
"I put myself down (for a college course)" means to sign up for a course. It doesn't mean literally putting one's self down, but there are jokes. "There is a self…
“Cottage cheese implies the existence of skyscraper cheese”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…
“Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time”
"Weight loss goal(s): To be able to clip/cut/paint my toenails and breathe at the same time" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My weight loss goal: To be…
“As soon as they put me in a hospital gown, I knew my end was in sight”
Hospital gowns usually are tied in the back, often leaving one's rear end exposed. "As soon as they put me in a hospital gown I knew my end was in sight" was posted on Twitter by B-P…