“Do I misuse contractions? Yes, but it’s what it’s”
"It is what it is" is a popular phrase. "It's what it's" is used in contraction jokes. "Do I misuse contractions? Yes, but it's what it's" was…
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“My editor dislikes my use of contractions but it’s what it’s”
"It is what it is" is a popular phrase. "It's what it's" is used in contraction jokes. "Do I misuse contractions? Yes, but it's what it's" was…
“How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?”/“Just one, but it takes twelve visits.”
A chiropractor version of the lightbulb joke is: Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one, but it takes twelve visits. "How many chiropractors does it take to…
“OnlyFans implies the existence of OnlyHaters”
OnlyFans is an internet content subscription service. "OnlyFans implies the existence of OnlyFoes" was posted on Twitter by Garrett Reed on January 21, 2020. "The existence of…
“How many chiropractors does it take to screw in a light bulb?”/“Only one, but it takes nine visits”
A chiropractor version of the lightbulb joke is: Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one, but it takes twelve visits. "How many chiropractors does it take to…
“OnlyFans implies the existence of OnlyCritics”
OnlyFans is an internet content subscription service. "OnlyFans implies the existence of OnlyFoes" was posted on Twitter by Garrett Reed on January 21, 2020. "The existence of…
“OnlyFans implies the existence of OnlyFoes”
OnlyFans is an internet content subscription service. "OnlyFans implies the existence of OnlyFoes" was posted on Twitter by Garrett Reed on January 21, 2020. "The existence of…
“Social Justice Warrior implies the existence of Social Justice Wizard and Social Justice Rogue”
A social justice warrior (SJW) is an individual who promotes socially progressive, left-wing or liberal views. "Does the existence of the term Social Justice Warrior imply that we can be a…
“Where do I get seeds to start my own beer garden?”/“The Burpee catalog, of course.”
The word "garden" usually evokes images of plants, such as tomato plants. A garden usually doesn't grow beer. "Where do you get the seeds to start a beer garden?" was…
“Nobody but you should get to decide if taking a product with death listed as a side effect…”
"Nobody but you should get to decide if taking a product with death listed as a side effect is right for you or your child. @The.Holistic.Mother" (shown on an image) was posted on…
“Careful, I drink coffee stronger than your feelings”
"I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" was posted on Twitter by Garrett on…
“I drink coffee stronger than your feelings”
"I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" was posted on Twitter by Garrett on…
“Be careful, I drink coffee stronger than your feelings”
"I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" was posted on Twitter by Garrett on…
“We could take our kids to a restaurant tonight or cut out the middle man & just spill a drink…”
Many parents like to treat their kids to a restaurant meal, but it usually ends up to be a trying experience. This was posted on Twitter by Simon Holland on March 8, 2019: "We could take our…
“Where can I buy seeds to plant a beer garden?”
The word "garden" usually evokes images of plants, such as tomato plants. A garden usually doesn't grow beer. "Where do you get the seeds to start a beer garden?" was…
“Careful snowflake, I drink coffee stronger than your feelings”
"I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink coffee stronger than your feelings" was posted on Twitter by Garrett on…
“Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?”
Many drivers slow down when they see a police car. "Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?" is a jocular saying. "Do race horses slow down when they see a police…
“The fewer things controlled by politicians, the less it matters who controls the politicians”
"The fewer things politicians control, the less it matters who controls the politicians" (or "The fewer things controlled by politicians, the less it matters who controls the…
“The fewer things politicians control, the less it matters who controls the politicians”
"The fewer things politicians control, the less it matters who controls the politicians" (or "The fewer things controlled by politicians, the less it matters who controls the…
“The Pentagon was originally going to just be a square, but the contractor kept cutting corners”
The Pentagon is a five-sided building that is the headquarters building of the United States Department of Defense, in Arlington County, Virginia, across the Potomac River from Washington, D.C. A…