“Vegetable has 9 letters in it, but then again, so does pizzzzzza”
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
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“I run like the winded”
"I run like the winded" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker get "winded" and gasps for air. "Run like the wind" means to run…
“How can the government ‘buy back’ my guns? They never owned them”
A government "gun buyback program" is a misnomer, since the government is buying the guns of private citizens and not "buying them back." "How can you 'buy back'…
“Happiness is a cup of coffee while working through the night”
"Happiness is a cup of coffee while working through the night" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Happiness is, a cup of coffee while working through the night. -…
“How do they figure out the price of hammers?”/“Per pound.”
A commerce riddle is: Q: How do they figure out the price of hammers? A: Per pound. The joke was posted on the website PunoftheDay.com on February 24, 2016. TwitterTerry Johnson@Natural2LiveHow do…
“Them: ‘Mandatory buy back’ Me: How can you buy back something that never belonged to you?”
A government "gun buyback program" is a misnomer, since the government is buying the guns of private citizens and not "buying them back." "How can you 'buy back'…
“Happiness is a cup of coffee while working through the night”
"Happiness is a cup of coffee while working through the night" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Happiness is, a cup of coffee while working through the night. -…
“Vegetable has 9 letters in it, but then again, so does pizzaaaaa”
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
“Vegetable has 9 letters in it, but then again, so does nachossss”
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
“Why did the child cross the road?”/“Because he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A child version is: Q: Why did the child cross the road?A: Because he…
“Why don’t boxers have sex the night before a fight?”/“They don’t fancy each other.”
A boxing riddle is: Q: Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight?\A: They don't fancy each other. The question sounds like one asking how a boxer prepares for a fight. Abstaining…
“Don’t ask why children need to see drag queens. Ask why drag queens crave an audience of children”
"Don't ask why children need to see drag queens. Ask why drag queens crave an audience of children" (or "Ask not why the children shouldn’t see drag queens; ask why drag…
“Divided by distance, united by memes”
"Divided by distance, united by memes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Divided by distance United by meme..!" was posted on Twitter by Anjali..! on August 18,…
“Vegetable has 9 letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss”
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
“Vegetable has 9 letters in it, but then again, so does brownieee”
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
“Ask not why the children shouldn’t see drag queens; ask why drag queens crave an audience…”
"Don't ask why children need to see drag queens. Ask why drag queens crave an audience of children" (or "Ask not why the children shouldn’t see drag queens; ask why drag…
“Vegetable has 9 letters in it, but then again, so does beeeeeeer”
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
“Vegetable has 9 letters in it, but then again, so does burgerrrr”
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
“Vegetable has 9 letters in it, but then again, so does baconnnnn”
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
“Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you forget how painful it is to be awake”
"Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you forget how painful it is to be awake" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you…