“I didn’t believe there was a sauce made from oil and egg yolks, but then I saw it with mayonnaise!”
"Mayonnaise" can sound a bit like "my own eyes." "'I saw it with mayonnaise' '..What?' 'With my own eyes' #fakeaccentproblems" was posted…
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“I couldn’t believe it till I saw it with mayonnaise.—Hellmann’s”
"Mayonnaise" can sound a bit like "my own eyes." "'I saw it with mayonnaise' '..What?' 'With my own eyes' #fakeaccentproblems" was posted…
“When I say ‘I’ll figure it out’ I mean I’ll just adapt to whatever new level of hell is coming”
People often say "I'll figure it out" when they see something new. This was posted on X/Twitter by Mike Primavera on July 12, 2023: "When I say 'I'll figure it…
“Skilled labor ain’t cheap. Cheap labor ain’t skilled”
"Skilled labor isn't cheap. Cheap labor isn't skilled" is a work saying (pro-labor union) that has been printed on many images. "Because skilled labor isn't cheap…
“Skilled labor isn’t cheap. Cheap labor isn’t skilled”
"Skilled labor isn't cheap. Cheap labor isn't skilled" is a work saying (pro-labor union) that has been printed on many images. "Because skilled labor isn't cheap…
“I just realized the paper towels by the gas pump are for wiping away tears after filling your gas”
The paper towels by a gas pump are for cleaning (such as cleaning a windshield, or wiping oil from a dipstick). However, a popular comment (printed on many images) has it that the paper towels are…
“I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce”
"I'd enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Make America’s Gas Affordable” (MAGA)
"Make Affordable Gas Again" and "Make America's Gas Affordable" and "Make American Gas Affordable" (MAGA) are sayings that have been printed on many images. They…
“Make Affordable Gas Again” (MAGA)
"Make Affordable Gas Again" and "Make America's Gas Affordable" and "Make American Gas Affordable" (MAGA) are sayings that have been printed on many images. They…
“Sure every trip to the grocery store costs twice as much as it used to but hey…”
Many people say that grocery prices keep increasing. This was posted on X/Twitter by collin on July 30, 2022, and received over 191,700 likes: "sure every trip to the grocery store costs twice…
“Make American Gas Affordable” (MAGA)
"Make Affordable Gas Again" and "Make America's Gas Affordable" and "Make American Gas Affordable" (MAGA) are sayings that have been printed on many images. They…
“Make Affordable Groceries Again” (MAGA)
"Make Groceries Affordable Again" (MGAA) is a saying that has been printed on many images. It is similar to "Make America Great Again" (MAGA). "Make Affordable Groceries…
“Make All Groceries Affordable” (MAGA)
"Make Groceries Affordable Again" (MGAA) is a saying that has been printed on many images. It is similar to "Make America Great Again" (MAGA). "Make Affordable Groceries…
“Make America’s Groceries Affordable” (MAGA)
"Make Groceries Affordable Again" (MGAA) is a saying that has been printed on many images. It is similar to "Make America Great Again" (MAGA). "Make Affordable Groceries…
“Make American Groceries Affordable” (MAGA)
"Make Groceries Affordable Again" (MGAA) is a saying that has been printed on many images. It is similar to "Make America Great Again" (MAGA). "Make Affordable Groceries…
“Make Groceries Affordable Again” (MGAA)
"Make Groceries Affordable Again" (MGAA) is a saying that has been printed on many images. It is similar to "Make America Great Again" (MAGA). "Make Affordable Groceries…
“Boss: ‘You missed work yesterday, didn’t you?’ Me: ‘Not particularly.’”
A pun about "missing" work is: BOSS: You missed work yesterday, didn't you?ME: Not particularly. "Foreman: 'You missed work yesterday, didn't you?' Pitman:…
“Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. When you can’t get the straw in the hole…”
"Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. When you can't get the straw in the hole anymore, you've had enough" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Putting…
“Hits rock bottom. *adds Geologist to resume”
To "hit rock bottom" is to go as low as possible. This doesn't make one an expert in rocks, but there are jokes. "Hits rock bottom. *adds Geologist to resume" was posted on…
“I was walking down the road and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano…”
An "orchestrated attack" is not necessarily an attack by an orchestra, but there are jokes. "I was walking down the road and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a…