“If Monday were shoes, they’d be Crocs”
"If Monday(s) were shoes, they'd be Crocs" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Crocs is a brand of American footwear that is often ridiculed. "'If days…
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“If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs”
"If Monday(s) were shoes, they'd be Crocs" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Crocs is a brand of American footwear that is often ridiculed. "'If days…
“Why is being alive so expensive. I’m not even having a good time”
Many people feel that life is too expensive. "Why is being alive so expensive. I’m not even having a good time" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "why is being…
“A giraffe’s coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat…”
A silly saying about a giraffe's coffee has been printed on many images. "A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No.…
“How come married women are heavier than single women?” (joke)
A joke comparing the weight of married women and single women was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 24, 2016: "Why are married women always fatter than single women? Single women come home,…
“I remember when I was broke. I’m still broke that’s why I remember so well”
"I remember when I was broke. I’m still broke that’s why I remember so well" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I remember when I was broke .. I’m still…
“And today’s forecast… You gon’ have swamp ass”
"And today's forecast... You gon' have swamp ass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. That is, it's going to be hot and sweaty. "todays…
“If everyone goes cashless, how do we tip strippers?”
"If everyone goes cashless, how do we tip strippers?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. Strippers are often tipped by customers putting dollar bills in a bra or…
“Might join the cicadas this summer & scream constantly”
"Might join the cicadas this summer & scream constantly" (also "I'm thinking about joining the cicadas this summer & screaming constantly") is a jocular summer…
“I’m thinking about joining the cicadas this summer & screaming constantly”
"Might join the cicadas this summer & scream constantly" (also "I'm thinking about joining the cicadas this summer & screaming constantly") is a jocular summer…
“I’m a collector of empty bottles. That sounds better than alcoholic”
Does "collector of empty bottles" sound better than "alcoholic"? "My friends is a collector. Of empty bottles. Sounds SO much better than 'an alcoholic',…
“When you settle for crumbs you end up starving”
"When you settle for crumbs you will always be starving" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "THE PROBLEM IS: When you settle for crumbs you end up starving" was…
“When you settle for crumbs you will always be starving”
"When you settle for crumbs you will always be starving" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "THE PROBLEM IS: When you settle for crumbs you end up starving" was…
“My birthstone is a block of cheese”
"My birthstone is a block of cheese" is a cheese saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by Solocaust on September 4, 2013, and on X/Twitter by…
“Fairy tales used to start with ‘Once upon a time…’ Today, “According to experts…’”
Many people do not trust "experts." These experts are often paid by corporations and promote corporate propaganda. "In old times fairy tales started with 'Once upon a…
“Accidentally closed a browser with 20+ tabs opened…”
Is the internet comparable to the Great Library of Alexandria of the ancient world? This was posted on X/Twitter by Screaming Pectoriloquy (𝕖𝕩𝕖𝕔𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕕) on September 17, 2020,…
“Accidentally just closed 32 tabs on my computer browser…”
Is the internet comparable to the Great Library of Alexandria of the ancient world? This was posted on X/Twitter by Screaming Pectoriloquy (𝕖𝕩𝕖𝕔𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕕) on September 17, 2020,…
“I had cheese, but no crackers. I was cracka-lacking”
"Crackalackin'" is defined in a 2004 entry in the Urban Dictionary: "It's an upbeat way of asking someone how they are doing, and may cause one to crack a smile in…
“I don’t know how to play chess, but to me, life is like a game of chess”
"Life is like a game of chess. I don't know how to play chess" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker does not know about life, either. "If life…
“Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess”
"Life is like a game of chess. I don't know how to play chess" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker does not know about life, either. "If life…