“Eat the fucking bugs”
"Eat ze bugs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum has promoted eating bugs, and Schwab's first language was German. "Eat…
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“Eat the bugs” (“Eat ze bugs”)
"Eat ze bugs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum has promoted eating bugs, and Schwab's first language was German. "Eat…
“Eat ze bugs” (“Eat the bugs”)
"Eat ze bugs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum has promoted eating bugs, and Schwab's first language was German. "Eat…
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”/[Klaus Schwab as waiter] “I know…”
Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum has promoted eating insects. A WEF variation on the “Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” joke is: DINER: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! WAITER…
“Every time you say ‘vinegar,’ you say the n-word”
The word "vinegar" is sometimes said to have the "n-word" in it, so white people can't properly say it. "@dallasblack comedian just said he's not comfortable…
“What kind of noise does a train make?”/“A low commotion.”
A train riddle is: Q: What kind of noise does a train make? A: A low commotion. The "locomotion" pun was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on February 23, 2022. X/Twitter Bury Bob @burybob…
“White people have been using the n-word every time they say ‘vinegar’”
The word "vinegar" is sometimes said to have the "n-word" in it, so white people can't properly say it. "@dallasblack comedian just said he's not comfortable…
“Coffee & Friday are my two favorite words”
"Friday & Coffee are my two favorite words" (or "Coffee & Friday are my two favorite words") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Friday! Coffee!…
“Friday & Coffee are my two favorite words”
"Friday & Coffee are my two favorite words" (or "Coffee & Friday are my two favorite words") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Friday! Coffee!…
“My New Year’s Resolutions: 1. Get my finances in order 2. Get finances”
"To Do: 1. Get my finances in order 2. Get finances" was posted on X/Twitter by Gary (Mystic Mac)🍀on November 30, 2023. The joke is that the speaker has not much money to get into…
“To Do: 1. Get my finances in order 2. Get finances”
"To Do: 1. Get my finances in order 2. Get finances" was posted on X/Twitter by Gary (Mystic Mac)🍀on November 30, 2023. The joke is that the speaker has not much money to get into…
“What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?”/“Candy canes.”
A riddle about gingerbread men is: Q: What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs? A: Candy canes. "Candy canes are what gingerbread men use to walk after I've mangled their…
“For once I’d like to get kicked INTO a bar”
Some people get kicked out of bars. "For once I'd like to get kicked INTO a bar" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "For Once i would like to get kicked…
“A fruit farmer told me: ‘I eat what fruit I can, and what I can’t I can’”
A pun on the two meanings of the word "can" was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on April 11, 2023: "A fruit farmer told me: 'I eat what fruit I can, and what I can't I…
“Must be nice being able to watch a movie without the overwhelming urge to Google…”
Many people cannot watch a movie without researching the actors (and sometimes the writer and director). "must be nice being able to watch a movie without the overwhelming urge to google every…
“Anyone else need their money facing the same way, right side up to prevent the world from exploding?”
"Call me weird but I like all my money facing the same way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people adjust the bills in their wallets to face the same way. "I…
“I like all my money facing the same way”
"Call me weird but I like all my money facing the same way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people adjust the bills in their wallets to face the same way. "I…
“Call me weird but I like all my money facing the same way”
"Call me weird but I like all my money facing the same way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people adjust the bills in their wallets to face the same way. "I…
“Me driving at night: I hope this is the road”
Driving at night is difficult for many people. "Me driving at night: Gah I hope this is the road" was posted on X/Twitter by Jimmer James Shirley on December 16, 2023. The…
United Nazis (United Nations nickname)
Other Untied Nations nicknames include "United Nazis" and "Useless Nations." Wikipedia: United Nations The United Nations (UN) is an intergovernmental organization whose stated…