“Keyboa d fo sale pe fect wo king o de ”
"Keyboa d fo sale pe fect wo king o de " (missing the letter "r" for "Keyboard for sale perfect working order") is a joke that has been printed on several images. The…
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“Me and my paycheck trying to figure out when the government came and worked 1/4 of my shifts”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“Every time I look at my paycheck, I try to figure out when the government worked those 40 hours with me”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“Please lower the cost of living. I’m not built for OnlyFans”
"Please lower the gas prices. I'm not built for OnlyFans" and "Please lower the cost of living. I'm not built for OnlyFans" are jocular sayings that have been printed…
“Please lower the gas prices. I’m not built for OnlyFans”
"Please lower the gas prices. I'm not built for OnlyFans" and "Please lower the cost of living. I'm not built for OnlyFans" are jocular sayings that have been printed…
“Imagine having your own apartment and nobody ever comes over”
"Imagine having your own apartment and nobody ever comes over" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many young adults want an apartment to be away from their parents, and to…
“You ever looked at the taxes on your check and tryna figure out when the government worked them 40 hours with you”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“You ever looked at taxes on your paycheck and try to figure out when the government worked those 40 hours with you”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“Please understand I am only taking new friend requests from cats”
"Please understand I am only taking new friend requests from dogs" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "Just fyi, I'm only accepting facebook friend…
“I’m only taking friend requests from dogs”
"Please understand I am only taking new friend requests from dogs" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "Just fyi, I'm only accepting facebook friend…
“I’m only taking friend requests from cats”
"Please understand I am only taking new friend requests from dogs" is a social media saying that has been printed on many images. "Just fyi, I'm only accepting facebook friend…
“Please lower the cost of groceries. I’m not built for OnlyFans”
"Please lower the gas prices. I'm not built for OnlyFans" and "Please lower the cost of living. I'm not built for OnlyFans" are jocular sayings that have been printed…
“Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents”
"Unpopular opinion: Car insurances should give us back some money at the end of the year for having no accidents" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Good drivers who…
“What month do Christmas trees hate the most?”/“Septimber!”
A tree riddle is popular in September. "What month do Christmas trees hate the most? Septimber! " was printed in Newsday (Hempstead, NY) on December 15, 2002. "Q: What month do trees…
“‘It’s been a long week,’ I say in the middle of the day on Tuesday”
"'It's been a long week.' -- Me, in the middle of Tuesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The work week is usually Monday through Friday.…
“I read old books because I would rather learn from those who built civilization than those who tore it down”
"I read old books because I would rather learn from those who built civilization than those who tore it down" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A lot of talk about…
“I study old buildings because I would rather learn from those who built civilization than those who tore it down”
"I read old books because I would rather learn from those who built civilization than those who tore it down" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A lot of talk about…
“Due to personal reasons, I’m still going to be fluffy this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, I'm still going to be fluffy this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March,…
“Do not honk at me. My life is worthless. I will kill us both” (bumper sticker)
"Do not honk at me. My life is worthless. I will kill us both" is a jocular bumper sticker that has been printed on many images. The bumper sticker is meant to be a joke. "do NOT…
“Please don’t honk at me. I’ll cry” (bumper sticker)
"Please don't honk at me. I'll cry" (also "If you honk at me, I will cry" and "Please don't honk at me. I'm probably already crying") is a bumper…