“Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain”
"There's nothing worse than spending money on disappointing food" and "Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain" are sayings that have been printed…
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“There is no worse feeling than spending money on disappointing food”
"There's nothing worse than spending money on disappointing food" and "Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain" are sayings that have been printed…
“There’s nothing worse than spending money on disappointing food”
"There's nothing worse than spending money on disappointing food" and "Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain" are sayings that have been printed…
“You know you’re over 30 when you now clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to”
"You know you're over 30 when you now clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has several small…
“You know you’re over 40 when you now clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to”
"You know you're over 30 when you now clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has several small…
“You know you’re getting old when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to”
"You know you're over 30 when you now clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has several small…
“Patriotism is not obedience to government. Patriotism is obedience to the principles…”
"Patriotism is not obedience to (the) government. Patriotism is obedience to the principles for which government is supposed to stand" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“‘Never eat raw cookie dough’ sounds like a lie made up a long time ago by some guy that sold ovens”
Eating raw cookie dough comes with health risks. This comment was posted on X/Twitter by The Dad on February 27, 2018: "'Never eat raw cookie dough' sounds like a lie made up a long…
“Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don’t start your day without it”
"Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don't start your day without it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee" is sometimes replaced with…
“If I talk to you while I’m driving, I genuinely like you. Because that’s supposed to be my music time”
Many people usually listen to music while driving. "If I talk to you while I'm driving, I genuinely like you. Because that's supposed to be my music time" is a saying that has…
“Do Skoda cars have a Czech Engine light that’s always on?”
Škoda is a Czech automobile manufacturer established in 1925. A popular joke is that the "check engine light" is a "Czech engine light." "My Skoda has a red warning light…
“Nobody talks about forgiving Trade School debt because they all learned a useful skill and can pay their own way”
"Nobody talks about forgiving Trade School debt because they (all) learned a useful skill and can pay their own way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. However, forgiving…
“Nobody talks about forgiving Trade School debt because they can pay their own way”
"Nobody talks about forgiving Trade School debt because they (all) learned a useful skill and can pay their own way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. However, forgiving…
“They print more money causing inflation so you have to invest in assets…”
"They print more money causing inflation so you have to invest in assets. Then put a capital gains tax on those assets so you can never escape inflation" is a saying that has been printed…
“A man without a government is like a fish without a bicycle”
"A man without a government is like a fish without a bicycle" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually credited to Alvaro Koplovich. "A woman without a man is like a…
“I was sitting at a bar last night and this Asian-looking fellow sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer…”
A politically incorrect bar joke from 2011 has an Asian-looking man enter a bar, sit next to the speaker and take a sip of beer. The speaker asks if the man knows any of the martial arts. The man…
“Government is a disease masquerading as its own cure”
"Government is a disease masquerading as its own cure" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is usually credited to American libertarian, businessman, radio…
“Why are we locking up the items, but not the thieves?”
"Maybe it’s time to stop locking up items in stores… and go back to locking up the thieves and Criminals!" was posted on X/Twitter by Grateful Turk on February 24, 2023. "Instead…
“Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don’t start your day without it”
"Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don't start your day without it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee" is sometimes replaced with…
“One thing my dog and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work”
"One thing my dog and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work" (or "One thing my dogs and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work") is a saying…