“Is a female douche bag a douche baguette?”
“Baguette” is not French for “female bag,” but there are jokes.
“just learned a new word—douche baguette- for when there exists a female douche bag lol” was posted on X/Twitter by Vince Capezza on July 12, 2009. “Is a female douche bag a douche baguette?” was posted on X/Twitter by Miles Grover on September 17, 2009. “Female douche bag = douche baguette. Props to my right hand lady Dusti for coming up with that one. #zimmern” was posted on X/Twitter by Andrew Zimmern on July 28, 2010.
“my favorite from hillcrest kroger, ‘daddy, what’s a baguette?’ ‘umm, it’s a female bag, son’” was posted on X/Twitter by JCPENNEYxDEATHxSQUAD on December 31, 2009. “a baguette sounds like a female bag. ...I’m high” was posted on X/Twitter by Threesixty (The Fix) on April 13, 2010. “Baguette: A female bag” was posted on X/Twitter by Ellen Gallagher on May 5, 2011. “What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?” was posted on X/Twitter by Maddie! 🗺️ 🍷🩵 🧀🍫 on July 27, 2024.
Wikipedia: Baguette
A baguette (/bæˈɡɛt/; French: [baɡɛt]) is a long, thin type of bread of French origin that is commonly made from basic lean dough (the dough, not the shape, is defined by French law). It is distinguishable by its length and crisp crust.
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Vince Capezza
@vinny502
just learned a new word—douche baguette- for when there exists a female douche bag lol
7:33 PM · Jul 12, 2009
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Miles Grover
@MilesGrover
Is a female douche bag a douche baguette?
6:10 PM · Sep 17, 2009
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Mr. P
@KillitCoco
Female douchebag= “baguette”. Tell ur friends.
9:22 PM · Oct 23, 2009
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JCPENNEYxDEATHxSQUAD
@donaldG
@ryanbyrd
my favorite from hillcrest kroger, “daddy, what’s a baguette?” “umm, it’s a female bag, son.”
4:02 PM · Dec 31, 2009
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Threesixty (The Fix)
@MushThreesixty
a baguette sounds like a female bag.
...I’m high
10:23 PM · Apr 13, 2010
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Andrew Zimmern
@andrewzimmern
Female douche bag = douche baguette. Props to my right hand lady Dusti for coming up with that one. #zimmern
11:07 AM · Jul 28, 2010
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Ellen Gallagher
@SylvesterPolone
Baguette: A female bag.
8:04 AM · May 5, 2011
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Deano
@BedTaker
Baguette - A small, female bag.
7:08 AM · Jul 23, 2011
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kid charlemagne
@cutchie93
A baguette actually originally meant a female bag #LiesToImpessYou
7:33 AM · Jun 19, 2012
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Normal Guy 🍉
@gabewhat
a baguette is french for a female bag
3:56 AM · Dec 8, 2013
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Rhys James
@rhysjamesy
A baguette is a female bag.
2:46 PM · Mar 14, 2015
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Uncle Bacterial
@UncleBacterial
A baguette is not a female bag.
10:04 AM · Jul 11, 2016
Reddit—BadDictionary
Ajreil—February 18, 2017
[Definition] Baguette
A female bag, or purse.
Reddit—Jokes
TheRedGandalf—October 9, 2018
What do you call a female bag?
A baguette
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womb raider
@Dann0161
A female bag is a baguette
3:47 PM · Dec 4, 2018
Reddit—Dadjokes
[deleted]—May 17, 2019
What do you call a female bag
A baguette
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jack
@thepoindexter_
Baguette is French for female bag
2:34 PM · Jun 28, 2019
Reddit—StonerThoughts
Xantisha—June 11, 2022
a baguette is just a female bag.
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Adrian #ScienceMatters
@eversollae
Is a female Douche Bag, a Douche Baguette?
12:22 PM · Apr 29, 2023
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D.N. Schmidt, space opera author 🛸
@Writepop
Overheard at the grocery :
“Oh, I need a baguette.”
“A female bag?”
“God, you’re such a himbo, Kyle.”
8:07 PM · Jun 13, 2024
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game
@whatafellaknow
Is baguette the female version of bag
10:52 PM · Jul 8, 2024
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Maddie! 🗺️ 🍷🩵 🧀🍫
@MadHatterMommy
“What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?”
6:13 AM · Jul 27, 2024