“Dogs: Life’s apology for every crummy day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…
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“Dogs: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…
“Horses: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…
“Cats: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…
“Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…
“Pets: Life’s apology for every crummy day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…
“Pets: Life’s apology for every bad day ever”
"Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People come home after a bad day at work (or school) and are greeted by their pets.…
“If you get in my car then congratulations, you’ve just won a free ticket to see me live in concert”
Many people sing while driving in a car. "If you get in my car then congratulations, you've just won a free ticket to see me live in concert" is a saying that has been printed on…
“Turns out I’m not an afternoon person, either”
Many people say that they're not a "morning person," meaning that they don't function well in the morning. "Turns out I'm not an afternoon person, either" is a…
“My dog ate my homework and then an immigrant ate my dog”
In September 2024, a Springfield, Ohio pet-eating rumor was that Haitian immigrants were eating people's pets (cats and dogs). A new spin was provided on the jocular student homework excuse,…
“Energy drinks don’t cut it anymore. I need to eat batteries”
Some people feel that they need something even stronger than an energy drink to give them energy, "Energy drinks dont cut it anymore i need to eat batteries" was posted on Facebook by…
“Energy drinks really don’t cut it for me anymore. I need to eat batteries or something”
Some people feel that they need something even stronger than an energy drink to give them energy, "Energy drinks dont cut it anymore i need to eat batteries" was posted on Facebook by…
“I drink a lot of coffee before I go to sleep so I can dream faster”
"I drink a lot of coffee before I go to sleep so I can dream faster" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink a lot of coffee before I go to sleep. So I can…
“I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies”
"I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The dinosaurs in movies -- unlike the animals in movies -- are all…
“Brunch is just breakfast for people who wake up late”
Many people call it "brunch" when they simply oversleep normal breakfast hours. "Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people" was posted on Facebook by Matt Karnikowski on November…
“Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people”
Many people call it "brunch" when they simply oversleep normal breakfast hours. "Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people" was posted on Facebook by Matt Karnikowski on November…
“Brunch is just breakfast for people who can’t get their shit together before 10am”
Many people call it "brunch" when they simply oversleep normal breakfast hours. "Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people" was posted on Facebook by Matt Karnikowski on November…
“When you can’t decide what to do, just drink more coffee”
"When you can’t decide what to do, just drink more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "When you can’t decide what to do, just drink more…
“Nothing goes better with coffee than more coffee”
"Nothing goes better with coffee than more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing goes together better than coffee with more coffee" is…
“There is one thing better than a shot of tequila. A bottle”
"There's only one thing better than a shot of tequila........ A Bottle 😀😁🍻" was posted on Facebook by Joshua Landeros on August 31, 2021. The tequila saying became popular…