“French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache”

How is French toast different from regular toast? There are several joke answers.
 
“French toast is just regular toast but with some tongue” was posted on X/Twitter by Mᴇᴛᴛᴀ Wᴏʀʟᴅ Niᴇʟsᴇɴ on April 19, 2011. “French toast is just like regular toast… but there’s a tongue in it” was posted on Facebook by The Sheriff on September 14, 2011. “RT @AmlanMohanty: French Toast is just regular toast with tongue - Eli Braden” was posted on X/Twitter by Gautam John on September 15, 2011. “@amrhsalem French toast is like regular toast, but you use your tongue” was posted on X/Twitter by Amr Hossam on December 6, 2011. This is a joke on the French kiss.
 
“French toast is regular toast that surrendered. Surrendered in deliciousness” was posted on X/Twitter by HappilyDad on August 21, 2013. “@AJslackie: French toast is regular toast that surrendered” was posted on X/Twitter by Mark Alousis on March 26, 2015. “French toast is just regular toast that surrendered” was posted on Facebook by Eddy Rey on June 26, 2015.
 
“@Home_Halfway: French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache” was posted on X/Twitter by Nicki Peppers ♒️ on November 13, 2013. (The original tweet is no longer available.) “French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes, wears a beret, and has a tiny mustache. Get off your high horse, French toast” was posted on X/Twitter by Syke on November 13, 2013.
 
“French toast is just regular toast that says Ooh La La when dipped” was posted on X/Twitter by Claudia on March 2, 2024.
 
   
Wikipedia: French toast
French toast is a dish of sliced bread soaked in beaten eggs and often milk or cream, then pan-fried. Alternative names and variants include eggy bread, Bombay toast, gypsy toast, and poor knights (of Windsor).
   
X/Twitter
Mᴇᴛᴛᴀ Wᴏʀʟᴅ Niᴇʟsᴇɴ
@SamuelLNielsen
French toast is just regular toast but with some tongue
10:42 PM · Apr 19, 2011
     
Facebook
The Sheriff
September 14, 2011 at 1:13 AM ·
French toast is just like regular toast… but there’s a tongue in it.
 
X/Twitter
Gautam John | https://lou.lt/@gkjohn
@gkjohn
French Fries, then? RT @AmlanMohanty: French Toast is just regular toast with tongue - Eli Braden
5:25 AM · Sep 15, 2011
   
X/Twitter
Amr Hossam
@AMRHOSAM
@amrhsalem French toast is like regular toast, but you use your tongue. :D #awesome #lol
8:43 AM · Dec 6, 2011
 
Facebook
Ryan Budds
February 21, 2012 at 10:31 AM ·
French toast is just regular toast made by an asshole.
     
X/Twitter
2 Wive Crew
@anfael_
@VOOOLN French toast is regular toast but with tongue
7:56 PM · Aug 27, 2012
   
Facebook
Michael Durant
September 1, 2012 at 12:46 PM ·
French toast is like regular toast, but with a tongue in it.
 
X/Twitter
😟
@jjjjjjjjjjjulia
French toast is just regular toast with a tongue in it
11:20 PM · Sep 1, 2012
 
Facebook
Kyle MacKinnon
September 1, 2012 at 5:10 PM ·
French toast is just like regular toast, but with more tongue.
   
X/Twitter
K. René
@Batgrl4
Mmm now I want french toast but the kind you eat 😊☺ RT @Kid_Inc: French toast is just regular toast but with a little tongue action…
2:31 PM · Sep 26, 2012
 
X/Twitter
vancitygirl604
@canadianpride86
French toast is regular toast served with a beret and a cigarette.
6:43 AM · Jan 8, 2013
 
X/Twitter
Ivana
@I_Blaze
French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes & wears berets
@DJRogerGoode @diplo @JODYHiGHROLLER @guymccully1 @DJFreshSA @5FM
8:56 AM · Feb 25, 2013
     
X/Twitter
HappilyDad
@happily_dad
French toast is regular toast that surrendered.
Surrendered in deliciousness.
10:01 PM · Aug 21, 2013
 
X/Twitter
Nicki Peppers ♒️
@HERstory124
“@Home_Halfway: French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache.” LOL!
5:13 PM · Nov 13, 2013
 
X/Twitter
Syke
@SykeOnAir
French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes, wears a beret, and has a tiny mustache. Get off your high horse, French toast.
6:04 PM · Nov 13, 2013
   
X/Twitter
Tug Douglas
@_Potato_Senpai
French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigs, has a tiny mustache, and surrenders.
6:05 PM · Nov 13, 2013
 
Facebook
Eric Aune
November 13, 2013 at 11:07 PM ·
French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache.
 
X/Twitter
Demi ⚜ Baxter
@_DemiBaxter_
French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny moustache…..
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9:48 AM · Nov 16, 2013
   
X/Twitter
Reverend Scott
@Reverend_Scott
French Toast is just regular toast that doesn’t wear deodorant and acts like an asshole to Americans.
11:59 AM · Nov 23, 2013
   
X/Twitter
Scorpius Ryan
@scorpiusryan21
French toast is just regular toast but with a little extra tongue.
4:19 PM · Jan 29, 2014
     
X/Twitter
Fernanda Paredes
@Ferwuacha
French toast is just like regular toast but with a tongue in it http://cristina.posttwit.info/christa
3:24 AM · Mar 15, 2014
 
X/Twitter
Karo Plume
@KaroDspn
“@BiIIMurray: French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache.”
3:21 PM · Dec 18, 2014
   
X/Twitter
darkwise
@darkwise
French toast is just regular toast that only bathes once a week.
1:52 PM · Mar 16, 2015
   
X/Twitter
Mark Alousis
@designjunkies09
😝”@AJslackie: French toast is regular toast that surrendered.”
2:29 PM · Mar 26, 2015 from Toronto, Ontario
   
Facebook
Eddy Rey
June 26, 2015 at 2:18 PM ·
French toast is just regular toast that surrendered.
 
Facebook
Stephen Ray Scott
June 26, 2015 at 10:14 PM ·
French toast is regular toast that surrendered.
 
X/Twitter
Keith Mcilwain
@KeithMcilwain
French toast is just regular toast that surrendered. #fb
8:11 AM · Sep 23, 2015
 
X/Twitter
Coach Brad
@RealCoachBrad
French toast is just regular toast that surrendered
1:17 PM · Sep 24, 2015
   
X/Twitter
Rick Higbee
@TheHigbee
French toast is just regular toast that has surrendered.
3:33 PM · Sep 25, 2015
 
X/Twitter
Eden Dranger
@Eden_Eats
French toast is just regular toast but with more tongue.
4:37 PM · Jul 30, 2017
 
X/Twitter
Peter Mor-n
@Impetermoran
French toast is just regular toast but with tongue
7:40 PM · Oct 28, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Michael P Spradlin
@MSpradlinAuthor
French toast is just regular toast that has surrendered.
7:04 PM · Jan 2, 2021
   
X/Twitter
Mᴀʏᴀ
@MayaIsLoading
French toast is just regular toast but you have to lick it first.
6:22 AM · Jan 19, 2021
   
X/Twitter
Scott Gragg
@scottgragg
French toast is just regular toast with tongue.
10:32 PM · Sep 26, 2023
 
X/Twitter
Claudia
@ccanton2
French toast is just regular toast that says Ooh La La when dipped.
7:30 AM · Mar 2, 2024