“Queso diem—cheese the day”
"Queso diem -- cheese the day" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Seize the day" (carpe diem) is a Latin aphorism. "Queso Diem!!!" was posted…
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“I’m not everyone’s cup of tea… But I drink coffee, so screw them”
"I'm not everyone's cup of tea... But I drink coffee, so fuck them" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@just1fool: I'm not everyone's cup…
“Coffee is vital for survival. Dinosaurs didn’t have coffee, and look how that turned out”
"Coffee is vital for survival. Dinosaurs didn't have coffee, and look how that turned out" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying “Dinosaurs had no…
“Coffee is vital for survival”
"Coffee is vital for survival. Dinosaurs didn't have coffee, and look how that turned out" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying “Dinosaurs had no…
“People call me a conspiracy theorist, but I see myself as a payingattentionist”
"People call me a conspiracy theorist, but I see myself as a payingattentionist" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "people call me a conspiracy theorist, I see…
“Cranberries are traditionally served at Thanksgiving to commemorate those pilgrims who suffered urinary tract infections”
Cranberries are traditionally served on Thanksgiving. Cranberries can also help fight urinary tract infections. "#Cranberries are antibacterial that can helps in preventing #ulcer and #urinary…
“I’m not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell”
Ordering coffee can be a mystifying experience. "Ordering Starbucks is a lot like casting wizard spells. You must speak the words of power correctly, lest you get unintended…
“Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat”
New York City has a lot of rats. Some people name them. "Oh you live in NYC??? Name every rat" was posted on X/Twitter by zitro on October 31, 2019. "oh you’re from NY? name every…
“Isn’t it weird that cranberries are only relevant because of UTI’s and Thanksgiving?”
Cranberries are traditionally served on Thanksgiving. Cranberries can also help fight urinary tract infections. "#Cranberries are antibacterial that can helps in preventing #ulcer and #urinary…
“Apparently, the best way to enjoy strawberries is to pile cream on top. I disagree — pile cream tastes awful!!”
Strawberries and cream is a classic combination. That's usually not "pile cream" (a hemorrhoid cream), but there are jokes. "Jackie told me the best way to enjoy strawberries,…
“For Halloween, I’m going to be mentally stable. No one will know it’s me”
"For Halloween, I'm going to be mentally stable. No one will know it's me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "This Halloween…
“Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping”
Dogs sometimes have an easy, trouble-free life. This was posted on X/Twitter by Adam on August 27, 2024, and received over 386,000 likes: "nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog…
“Halloween is coming. If you want to scare me, I’m afraid of boobies”
"Halloween is coming. If you want to scare me, I'm afraid of boobies" was posted on Facebook by Larry Peters on October 5, 2023, and this received over 44,000 shares. The jocular…
“Halloween is coming up, so if you’re trying to scare me I’m afraid of boobs”
"Halloween is coming. If you want to scare me, I'm afraid of boobies" was posted on Facebook by Larry Peters on October 5, 2023, and this received over 44,000 shares. The jocular…
“My son ordered a ‘well done’ steak because he thought it meant they would do a better job”
Having a steak "well done" shouldn't imply that other cooking temperatures are "poorly done," but there are jokes. "my son ordering a 'well done' steak bc he…
“If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes”
"If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The meme was posted on Facebook by…
“They say, ‘Get a passport, see the world.’ As if passport is the issue”
"get a passport, see the world" was posted on X/Twitter by TylerTheCreator (now just "T") on December 1, 2019. This received over 214,000 likes. Many people responded that they…
“Halloween is coming. If you want to scare me, I’m afraid of titties”
"Halloween is coming. If you want to scare me, I'm afraid of boobies" was posted on Facebook by Larry Peters on October 5, 2023, and this received over 44,000 shares. The jocular…
“As we get closer to Halloween, remember: No stoner likes your kid enough to give them their edibles”
A popular belief is that some unethical people put sharp objects or drugs in trick-or-treat Halloween candy. "Drugs are expensive. No one is putting them in your kid's candy" is a…
“Drugs are expensive. No one is putting them in your kid’s candy”
A popular belief is that some unethical people put sharp objects or drugs in trick-or-treat Halloween candy. "Drugs are expensive. No one is putting them in your kid's candy" is a…