“If there are no good cops and no bad dogs, then what’s a police dog?”
"No bad dogs. No good cops" (or "No good cops. No bad dogs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "no bad dogs, no good cops" was posted on X/Twitter by…
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“How do clouds pay their bills?”/“With a rain check.”
A weather joke was posted on X/Twitter by Jill’s Joke of the Day on July 18, 2018: "How do clouds pay their bills? With rain checks." Merriam-Webster Dictionary rain check noun 1: a…
“Shortbread implies the existence of longbread”
There is "shortbread," so many people believe thee should be "longbread" and "tallbread." "shortbread implies the existence of longbread,,,where is it,,,the…
“Shortbread cookies imply the existence of tallbread cookies”
There is "shortbread," so many people believe thee should be "longbread" and "tallbread." "shortbread implies the existence of longbread,,,where is it,,,the…
“Shortbread cookies imply the existence of longbread cookies”
There is "shortbread," so many people believe thee should be "longbread" and "tallbread." "shortbread implies the existence of longbread,,,where is it,,,the…
“If you care as much about church as you do about football, dump Gatorade on your pastor at the end of the sermon”
A winning coach or player in sports (especially football) often receives a "Gatorade shower." Some people believe that church should have similar enthusiasm. "It's that time of…
“I think church should be more like football. If the pastor gives a good sermon, dump a cooler of Gatorade on his head!”
A winning coach or player in sports (especially football) often receives a "Gatorade shower." Some people believe that church should have similar enthusiasm. "It's that time of…
“You should be as excited about church as about the Super Bowl. So when your pastor makes a point this Sunday, pour Gatorade over his head”
A winning coach or player in sports (especially football) often receives a "Gatorade shower." Some people believe that church should have similar enthusiasm. "It's that time of…
“That panic attack you get when you clog a toilet at someone else’s house”
"Everyone's an atheist until they clog a toilet at someone else house. -- Sun Tzu" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's embarrassing to need help to…
“Everyone’s an atheist until they clog a toilet at someone else’s house.—Sun Tzu”
"Everyone's an atheist until they clog a toilet at someone else house. -- Sun Tzu" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's embarrassing to need help to…
“Everybody is an atheist until they clog a toilet at someone else house.—Sun Tzu”
"Everyone's an atheist until they clog a toilet at someone else house. -- Sun Tzu" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's embarrassing to need help to…
“Roses are red. Work makes you scream. I used to have dreams. Now I have memes”
"Roses are red. Work makes you scream. I used to have dreams. Now I have memes" is a work poem that has been printed on many images. "Rores are red, Stress makes you scream, I used…
“Roses are red. Stress makes you scream. I used to have dreams. Now I have memes”
"Roses are red. Work makes you scream. I used to have dreams. Now I have memes" is a work poem that has been printed on many images. "Rores are red, Stress makes you scream, I used…
“You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go”
"You can't have a bad day at work if you don't go" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "You can't have a bad…
“Pro tip: You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go”
"You can't have a bad day at work if you don't go" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "You can't have a bad…
“Rest here weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day”
"Rest here weary doom-scroller, you've seen enough bullshit for one day" (or "Rest here, weary doomscroller. You've seen enough fear-mongering today") is a saying that…
Democrats Officially Getting Exposed (Department of Government Efficiency or DOGE nickname)
U.S. President Donald Trump (a Republican) created the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) in 2025 to reduce wasteful and fraudulent federal spending. DOGE was nicknamed by some as…
“Rest here, weary doomscroller. You’ve seen enough fear-mongering today”
"Rest here weary doom-scroller, you've seen enough bullshit for one day" (or "Rest here, weary doomscroller. You've seen enough fear-mongering today") is a saying that…
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