The classic Christmas poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas" contains the lines: "When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer."…
"What did I get for Christmas? Fat. I got fat" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "Knows what i'm getting for christmas: fat" was posted on Twitter by…
As long as we have wine, the holidays will be fine" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. "As long as we have wine the holidays will be fine" was posted on…
"Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Her full name was something like Candy Cane, which seemed so perfect.…
"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ann Landers," the pen name of a syndicated…
A "wireless hotspot" shouldn't be confused with a "wireless hotpot," but there are jokes. "RT @amateuradam: Cooking dinner tonight only using the Internet - making a…
Many people are reminded about software updates, but keep putting it off. Some people don't have the time, while others don't want the updates. "I've been hitting 'reboot…
"Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus" is a coffee saying (popular around Halloween) that has been printed on many images. "Hocus Pocus I need coffee to focus" was posted on…
Instagram is frequently compared to scrapbooking. "RT @HaileyEmory2012RT @FatChickStalker: INSTAGRAM IS LIKE ONLINE SCRAPBOOKING FOR GAY BUTT HIPSTERS" was posted on Twitter by Scrapbook…
A "wireless hotspot" shouldn't be confused with a "wireless hotpot," but there are jokes. "RT @amateuradam: Cooking dinner tonight only using the Internet - making a…
A political joke has been cited in print since at least 1990: Q: What's twelve inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? A: Dukakis's necktie. Michael Dukakis was the Democratic…
An egg riddle is: Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?A: Concrete floors are very hard to crack! The riddle was been cited in print since at least 2004. Google…
A popular image in 2018 shows a blue Volkswagen car "keyed" with musical notation and the caption: "Your car's been keyed. The good news is that the damage looks to B…
"What is it called a dad bod and not a father figure?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "They stay hating on my dad bod, little do they know these girls need…
"I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.…
Many people mistakenly put a PIN in the microwave keypad. "YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave" was posted on Twitter by Twila Marie on…
A boss saying "If you could be here around nine, that would be great" is a line from the American film comedy Office Space (1999) that became a much-parodied meme. "Yeah, if you…
A "wonton" dumpling sounds like "one ton," and there's a riddle: Q: What's the heaviest soup in the world?A: Wonton soup. "In 1411, the heaviest soup ever made…
"My unicorn ate my homework" -- a joke on the lame excuse of "the dog ate my homework" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The Rainbow Unicorn ate my…
"I hate when I lose stuff at school like my pens, worksheets, & life ambitions" is a jocular anti-school saying that was posted on Twitter by Kendra allison on November 16, 2012.…