“My air conditioner broke today, and I totally lost my cool”
"I lost my cool" usually means that someone has lost composure and has become agitated. However, a joke takes "I lost my cool" literally -- the air conditioning is broken.…
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“If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you’re about to be single”
"If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you're about to be single" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It means that she wants to look good to find another man…
“When your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you about to be single”
"If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you're about to be single" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It means that she wants to look good to find another man…
“If your girl starts to workout outta nowhere you about to be single”
"If your girl starts to workout out of nowhere, you're about to be single" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It means that she wants to look good to find another man…
“All you ‘summer is better than winter’ people get outside and enjoy your hellscape”
"All you 'summer is better than winter' people get outside and enjoy your hellscape" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "All you 'summer is…
“All you 100° is better than 32° get outside and enjoy your hellscape”
"All you 'summer is better than winter' people get outside and enjoy your hellscape" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "All you 'summer is…
“My air conditioner broke. I lost my cool”
"I lost my cool" usually means that someone has lost composure and has become agitated. However, a joke takes "I lost my cool" literally -- the air conditioning is broken.…
“Burgers with eggs and bacon are so funny like ok guess the whole farm’s here”
Many hamburgers have lots of toppings. This was posted on X/Twitter by riri🐀🍕 on February 7, 2023, and it received over 72,000 likes: "burgers with eggs and bacon are so funny like ok…
“Fuck it, life is short. Order the fries AND the mashed potatoes and then dip the fries in the mashed potatoes”
Some people can't decide between ordering mashed potatoes and french fries. This was posted on Facebook by "This Is Why I'm Single" on February 26, 2021, and received over 3,700…
“My idea of a 5 course meal is pizza with 4 toppings”
Is pizza a meal? This was posted on X/Twitter by "Is this a bad time ?" on May 17, 2022: "My idea of a 5 course meal is pizza with 4 toppings." Authorship of the saying is…
“The first bowl of cereal leaves you wanting more; the second bowl makes you wish you stopped at 1”
How many bowls of cereal is enough? This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 26, 2021: "The first bowl of cereal leaves you wanting more; the second bowl makes you wish you…
“I wanna get drunk with people that start frying chicken outta no where”
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
“I love smoking around fat people cause when they get high they start frying chicken”
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
“I like drinking with fat people. They get drunk and start frying chicken and shit”
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
“I highly recommend almond butter if you like peanut butter but think it tastes too good”
Peanut butter is more common than almond butter, and there might be a good reason for that. This was posted on X/Twitter by Kevin Farzad on March 25, 2018, and this received over 2,800 likes:…
“Evening coffee is a serene melody played on the strings of the soul”
"Evening coffee is a serene melody played on the strings of the soul. Evening blessings to you😊" was posted on X/Twitter by Jawaria👩🦰 on February 25, 2025. "Evening cffee…
“I love drinking with fat people. They just start frying chicken out of nowhere like damn when you thaw that out?”
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
“I love people that get drunk and just start frying chicken and shit”
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
“I love people that get drunk & just start frying chicken & shít”
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
“Termites are like: don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee table”
Many people don't want to talk until after they've had coffee. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Jack Corbett on September 17, 2022, and received over 109,000 likes: "termites are…