“I have an open door policy. You bring beer, I’ll open the door”
"I have an open door policy. You bring beer, I'll open the door" is a saying, with many variations, that has been printed on many images "Open Door Policy. Show up with Wine,…
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“This house has an open door policy. Bring wine and we will open the door”
"I have an open door policy. You bring beer, I'll open the door" is a saying, with many variations, that has been printed on many images "Open Door Policy. Show up with Wine,…
“Open door policy. Show up with wine, we’ll open the door”
"I have an open door policy. You bring beer, I'll open the door" is a saying, with many variations, that has been printed on many images "Open Door Policy. Show up with Wine,…
“Open door policy. Show up with beer, we’ll open the door”
"I have an open door policy. You bring beer, I'll open the door" is a saying, with many variations, that has been printed on many images "Open Door Policy. Show up with Wine,…
“I like how on cop cars, ‘To protect and serve’ is in quotes, like they’re being sarcastic”
"I like how on cop cars, 'To protect and serve' is in quotes, like they're being sarcastic" was posted on X/Twitter by American comedian and writer Neal Brennan on December…
“I like how on cop cars, ‘protect and serve’ is in quotes, like they’re being sarcastic”
"I like how on cop cars, 'To protect and serve' is in quotes, like they're being sarcastic" was posted on X/Twitter by American comedian and writer Neal Brennan on December…
“I like to make lists. I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guess what’s on the list while at the store”
Many people make supermarket lists, and then forget to take these lists with them to the supermarket. "I like to make lists. I also like to leave them (laying) on the kitchen counter and then…
“I love to make lists. I also like to leave them on the kitchen counter and then guess what’s on the list while at the store”
Many people make supermarket lists, and then forget to take these lists with them to the supermarket. "I like to make lists. I also like to leave them (laying) on the kitchen counter and then…
“I still like to make handwritten lists. I also like to leave them on the kitchen counter and then guess what’s on the list while I’m at the store”
Many people make supermarket lists, and then forget to take these lists with them to the supermarket. "I like to make lists. I also like to leave them (laying) on the kitchen counter and then…
“Watermelons are the easiest fruit to get disappointed by. So expensive, and if it’s not ripe…”
This comment about watermelons was posted on X/Twitter by javeigh on June 15, 2018, and it received over 137,000 likes: "Watermelons are the easiest fruit to get disappointed by. So expensive,…
“Hot Pockets calling themselves Hot Pockets while being ice cold on the inside is why I have crust issues”
"Why I have trust issues" shouldn't be confused with "why I have crust issues," but there are food jokes. "My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is…
“Autocorrect is why I have crust issues”
"Why I have trust issues" shouldn't be confused with "why I have crust issues," but there are food jokes. "My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is…
“Dang Auto correct! This is why I have crust issues!”
"Why I have trust issues" shouldn't be confused with "why I have crust issues," but there are food jokes. "My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is…
“My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is why I have crust issues”
"Why I have trust issues" shouldn't be confused with "why I have crust issues," but there are food jokes. "My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is…
“Gluten is why I have crust issues”
"Why I have trust issues" shouldn't be confused with "why I have crust issues," but there are food jokes. "My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is…
“Gluten-free pizza is why I have crust issues”
"Why I have trust issues" shouldn't be confused with "why I have crust issues," but there are food jokes. "My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is…
“Choking on a sammich is why I have crust issues”
"Why I have trust issues" shouldn't be confused with "why I have crust issues," but there are food jokes. "My mom used to cut the edges of my jelly sandwiches. This is…
“Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette”
"Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, Diet Coke gives you a hit of caffeine, but it's bad for you like the nicotine hit of…
“Coffee: Because mornings were NOT my idea”
"Coffee: Because mornings weren't my idea" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. The speaker needs the caffeine in coffee to get through mornings. "COFFEE-…
“That disappointing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames”
"That annoying/depressing/disappointing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people…