Colorado: “Where do crayons go on vacation?”/“Colorado.”
Does Colorado have lots of color? A riddle is: Q: Where do crayons go for vacation?A: Colorado. The crayon joke has been cited in print since at least 2006. Wikipedia: ColoradoColorado…
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“Because you’re worth it” (L’Oréal advertising slogan)
L'Oréal haircolor advertised that it's a little more expensive, but, according to its famous catchphrase, "I'm/You're/We're worth it." "Because I'm…
“Don’t tell anytwo, but I suck at math”
There is the word "anyone," but not "anytwo." "Monday math class anyone? Anytwo? Anythree? Monday bloody monday" was posted on Twitter by AdhikaRahmanto on December…
“Communion wine should always be full-bodied”
Is Communion wine "full-bodied"? "I wonder if communion wine could be described as 'full-bodied'. Suppose not. Unless you dropped a wafer in it" was posted on Twitter…
“Hickory dickory dock, two mice ran up the clock…” (joke)
“Hickory Dickory Dock” is a popular English nursery rhyme. A joke was told on radio and printed in the Sheboygan (WI) Press on September 8, 1936: "Hickory dickory dock...Two mice ran up…
“What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?”/“Gorgonzola.”
Gorgonzola cheese doesn't contain the Gorgons of ancient Greek mythology, but there are jokes. A riddle has been cited in print since at least 2009: Q: What is Medusa's favorite cheese?A:…
“My dyslexic French friend said he owed me some money…OUI”
The letters "IOU" ("I owe you") are hinted at in this joke that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 1, 2019: "My dyslexic French friend said he owed me some…
“Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock…” (joke)
“Hickory Dickory Dock” is a popular English nursery rhyme. A joke was told on radio and printed in the Sheboygan (WI) Press on September 8, 1936: "Hickory dickory dock...Two mice ran up…
“You can all come out now. I’ve had my coffee”
Some people aren't themselves until they've had a cup of coffee. "You can (all) come out now. I've had my coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many…
“Drink coffee. Do good things”
"Drink coffee and do good" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Coffee. Do Good" was trademarked by Land of a Thousand Hills Coffee, with a date of…
“Drink coffee. Do good”
"Drink coffee and do good" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Coffee. Do Good" was trademarked by Land of a Thousand Hills Coffee, with a date of…
“Drink coffee and do good”
"Drink coffee and do good" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Drink Coffee. Do Good" was trademarked by Land of a Thousand Hills Coffee, with a date of…
“Our printing press is the internet. Our coffee houses are social networks”
"Our printing press is the internet. Our coffee houses are social networks" is a saying that has been printed on many images. British-American journalist and freedom of information…
“Coffee owns me, and I’m fine with that”
"Coffee owns me, and I'm fine with that" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee owns me & im fine with that" was posted on Twitter by نورا…
“Change the world. Start with coffee”
"Change the world. Start with coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Change the world. Start with coffee" was posted on Twitter by Planeta444 on…
“Make some coffee and own the day”
"Make some coffee and own the day" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Don’t stress...take a deep breath, gulp of your coffee and OWN the day, girl!!"…
“I’m looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee”
"I'm looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee" is a relationship joke that has been printed on many images. "Seeking Tall, Dark, Rich...cup of coffee…
Iowa: I Oughta Went Around (backronym)
The state of Iowa was given the backronym (back acronym) nickname of "I Oughta Went Around" by truckers in 1974. The state strictly enforced the 55-miles-per-hour speed limit, and this…
“How do you know if someone is hitchhiking or just complimenting your driving?”
When a person by the side of the road sticks a thumb out, is that person hitchhiking or doing/saying something else? "I dont know if this guy is hitchhiking or just letting me know his life is…
Catholic Intelligence Agency (Central Intelligence Agency or CIA nickname)
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is the successor to World War II’s Office of Strategic Services (OSS). Many people have noted a Catholic/Jesuit presence in the CIA and have nicknamed it the…