“I may be quarantined, but my boobs have never been freer”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Many women did not wear bras. "I may be quarantined, but my boobs have never been freer" is a saying that has been printed…
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“After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. However, many people who wore the masks did not cover their nose and/or their mouth with the mask. "After…
“Teachers, remember that ANGRY mother who said she would have your job? Call her…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many children being homeschooled. Parents who had, in the past, complained about teachers suddenly experienced a new understanding. "Teachers,…
Glovetard (glove + retard)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some recommendations to wear gloves. "Glovetard" (glove + retard) represents someone who wears gloves, or is a fanatic that everyone wears…
“In Hitler’s defense, he did kill Hitler”
German politician and leader of the Nazi Party Adolf Hitler (1889-1945) shot himself in the head on April 30, 1945, just as Soviet troops were approaching. (Many believe tat Hitler escaped to South…
“In Hitler’s defence, he did kill Hitler”
German politician and leader of the Nazi Party Adolf Hitler (1889-1945) shot himself in the head on April 30, 1945, just as Soviet troops were approaching. (Many believe tat Hitler escaped to South…
“Do you know why birds sing in the mornings? Because they don’t have to go to work!”
"Do you know why birds sing in the morning(s)? Because they don't have to go to work!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Birds sing in the morning…
“A cardiology video is totally clips of the heart”
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" (1983) is a song recorded by Welsh singer Bonnie Tyler. It is not called "Totally Clips of the Heart," but there are jokes. "My cardiac surgeon…
Happytalism (happy + -talism)
"Happytalism" (happy + -talism) is defined by the United Nations New World Order: "Happytalism is a new economic paradigm which places happiness, well-being, and freedom at the…
Social Pisstancing (social distancing + pissing)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made "social distancing" popular. "Social pisstancing" (social distancing + pissing) is when men use social distancing at the urinals in a…
“Cereal tastes much better at night”
Many people believe that cereal tastes better at night than it does at breakfast.Perhaps that is because at night, cereal becomes a snack (a guilty pleasure) and a much-needed sugar boost.…
“I was going to post about my afternoon run, but I was autocorrected to afternoon rum”
"Run" and "rum" should not be confused. "@BKnockin afternoon run or rum? I like the latter ;)" was posted on Twitter by Michelle “MBennz” Bennett on January 5,…
“I’m no scientist, but has anyone tried killing the rona with the bowling alley shoe spray yet?”
Many people wanted to know during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic: just how effective is bowling alley shoe spray? "Have we tried fighting the corona with bowling alley shoe spray" was…
“My thoughts and prayers go out to anyone trying on summer clothes”
Many people gain weight in the winter. "My thoughts and prayers go out to anyone trying on summer clothes. http://some.ly/H10Dlu5" was posted on Twitter by Jay Maligaya on May 19, 2015,…
“I’ve always wanted to get a manatee.”/“Thank you. Two sugars, please.”
"Manatee" (a large, fully aquatic, mostly herbivorous marine mammal) should not be confused with "man a tea," but there are jokes. "My wife and I were talking about obscure…
Masktard (face mask + retard)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. "Masktard" (face mask + retard) represents someone who wears a mask, or is a fanatic that everyone…
“What’s the opposite of formaldehyde?”/ “Casualdejekyll.”
"Formaldehyde" has nothing to do with the gothic novella Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde (1886) by Scottish author Robert Louis Stevenson, but there are jokes. This was posted on…
“I’m going to unlike this page. Right after I post about unliking this page…”
A social media meme shows an angry, spoiled child supposedly yellling: "I'M GOING TO UNLIKE THIS PAGERIGHT AFTER I POST ABOUT UNLIKING THIS PAGE AND HANG AROUND TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE SAY…
“Memorial Day—honor their deaths by questioning anyone calling for more of them”
A popular Memorial Day saying was posted on Facebook by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian (and on Twitter by Mrs. Betty Bowers) on May 26, 2012: "Memorial Day -- honor their…
“Romance novels written during COVID?19: ‘As she slowly slipped her mask down…’”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some changes to romance novels. "Romance novels written during COVID 19 will be like ..... as she slowly slipped her mask down and removed her…