“Trans rights are human rights”
"Trans(gender) rights are human rights" is a transgender slogan that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variation on “Women’s rights are human rights.” "The claim…
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“Animal rights are human rights”
"Animal rights are human rights" is an animal rights slogan that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variation on “Women’s rights are human rights.” "Animal rights…
“An elf walks into a bar. A dwarf walks under it” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An elf version is: "Two elves walk into a bar. The dwarf laughs and walks under…
“Transgender rights are human rights”
"Trans(gender) rights are human rights" is a transgender slogan that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variation on “Women’s rights are human rights.” "The claim…
“Two elves walk into a bar. A hobbit walks under it” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An elf version is: "An elf walks into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under…
“I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief”
"I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The quote was posted on Twitter by Mr Roger Quimbly on…
“An elf walks into a bar. A hobbit walks under it” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An elf version is: "An elf walks into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under…
“It’s about time I got out of that cookie” (fortune cookie message)
A jocular fortune cookie message, "It's about time I got out of that/this cookie," has been printed on many images. "Fortune cookie message: 'It's about time I got out…
“We used to live on a very busy main road..” (joke)
When people say that they live on a very busy street, they do not usually mean living in the actual street -- but there are jokes. This joke was posted on Sickipedia in 2015 and 2017: "We used…
“This is a mind control device” (face mask message)
"This is a mind control device" is a face mask message that has been printed on many images. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made the wearing of face masks mandatory in many places.…
“What is a Karen called in Europe?”/“An American.”
A riddle about a "Karen" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on June 27, 2020: Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?A: An American. An older, related term is "Ugly American."…
“Nothing tops a cheese pizza”
To say that "nothing tops" something usually means that it's the best, but what about a plain cheese pizza without any toppings? "Nothing tops a cheese pizza" was posted on…
“You are not illiterate” (fortune cookie message)
A jocular fortune cookie message, "You are not illiterate," has been printed on many images. Many people consider it the worst fortune cookie ever, because who wants to read that one can…
“Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar” (joke)
"Is the glass half empty or half full?" is a common expression. A joke version was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on February 15, 2018: "Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity…
“I used to work at a cutlery store, but I quit. No more Mr. Knife guy”
"Mr. Nice Guy" should not be confused with "Mr. Knife Guy," but there are jokes. "The UK's sole remaining cutlery repair business closed today. No more Mr Knife…
“Teaching is like a bad marriage. You never get your needs met, but you stay in it for the kids”
"These days teaching is like a bad marriage you stay in it for the kids" was posted on Twitter by Brooke on June 13, 2014. "Teaching is like being in a bad marriage: you stay, but…
“Two elves walk into a bar. A dwarf walks under it” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An elf version is: "Two elves walk into a bar. The dwarf laughs and walks under…
“If you abbreviate in sign language, is it called short hand?”
"Are abbreviations in sign language called 'shorthand'?" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by J. W. Sullivan on September 17, 2011. "If you abbreviate in sign language,…
“I bought my wig at a discount store. Didn’t want toupee full price”
"Toupee" sounds like "to pay." A joke was posted on Sickipedia on December 20, 2019: "I bought my wig at a discount store. Didn't want toupee full price."…
“‘That wasn’t chicken.’ Worst fortune cookie ever”
A fortune cookie is usually eaten at the end of a meal. A jocular fortune cookie message, "That wasn't chicken," has been printed on many images. "Funny magazine ad for Sauza…