“Autocorrect and I have a love hat relationship”
"I have a love hat relationship with auto-correct...." -- a pun on "love-hate relationship" -- was posted on Twitter by John Daugherty on August 7, 2011. "I have a love hat…
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“He who controls the memes controls the world”
"Who controls the memes controls the world" was posted on Twitter by Jaya (1=(∞/0)) on January 30, 2009. "'He who controls the memes controls the world.' - Julius…
“Smoke brisket, not drugs”
"Smoke brisket, not crack/drugs/meth/weed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The Luscious Department of Narcotics & BBQ (NARBQUE) would like to remind…
“Smoke brisket, not crack”
"Smoke brisket, not crack/drugs/meth/weed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The Luscious Department of Narcotics & BBQ (NARBQUE) would like to remind…
“Smoke brisket, not meth”
"Smoke brisket, not crack/drugs/meth/weed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The Luscious Department of Narcotics & BBQ (NARBQUE) would like to remind…
“What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing”
"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing" is a joke that has been printed on several images. The word "timing" is misplaced and should be in a new…
“Smoke brisket, not weed”
"Smoke brisket, not crack/drugs/meth/weed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The Luscious Department of Narcotics & BBQ (NARBQUE) would like to remind…
“How does a computer learn new things?”/“Bit by bit.”
A computer riddle is: Q: How does a computer learn new things?A: Bit by bit. The joke was posted on Twitter by Dr. Aayesha Hassan on February 21, 2019. Twitter Caleb Norton@CalebNorton1How does a…
“There’s no ‘we’ in food”
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team‘“ is a popular saying about teamwork and sharing. When it comes to food, however, many people do want to share. Similar sayings include "There's no…
“There’s no ‘we’ in fries”
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team‘“ is a popular saying about teamwork and sharing. When it comes to food, however, many people do want to share. Similar sayings include "There's no…
“My wife asked if I wanted to eat some of the chicken on the barbecue. I suggested a chair”
People who want to "eat food on the barbecue" want to eat the food on that is on the barbecue. They do not want to sit on the barbecue to eat food, but there are jokes. "It was a…
“There’s no ‘we’ in pizza”
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team‘“ is a popular saying about teamwork and sharing. When it comes to food, however, many people do want to share. Similar sayings include "There's no…
“He who controls the memes controls the universe”
"Who controls the memes controls the world" was posted on Twitter by Jaya (1=(∞/0)) on January 30, 2009. "'He who controls the memes controls the world.' - Julius…
“There’s no ‘we’ in bacon”
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team‘“ is a popular saying about teamwork and sharing. When it comes to food, however, many people do want to share. Similar sayings include "There's no…
“There’s no ‘we’ in tacos”
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team‘“ is a popular saying about teamwork and sharing. When it comes to food, however, many people do want to share. Similar sayings include "There's no…
“There’s no ‘we’ in chocolate”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Yash Raj Films@yrfThere is no 'we' in chocolate.#ChocolateDay #Valentines2020 #YouBeforeMe12:30 AM · Feb 9, 2020·Twitter Media…
“I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn…” (joke)
A group of crows is a "murder." "There was a murder on my front lawn this afternoon. Fortunately, it was just a lot of crows" was posted on Twitter by Glenn Peters on December…
“I’m a lawyer. It’s my job to defend your ass, not kiss it”
"I'm a lawyer. I'm here to defend/help/protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "i'm lawyer my job is to protect your ass NOT…
“Are abbreviations in sign language called ‘shorthand’?”
"Are abbreviations in sign language called 'shorthand'?" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by J. W. Sullivan on September 17, 2011. "If you abbreviate in sign language,…
“I’m a lawyer. I’m here to defend your ass, not kiss it”
"I'm a lawyer. I'm here to defend/help/protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "i'm lawyer my job is to protect your ass NOT…