“What do songwriters compose in bed?”/“Sheet music.”
"Sheet music" has nothing to do with bed sheets, but there are jokes. "Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music" was printed in the Home News Tribune…
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“A man without a government is like a lion without a circus”
"A man without a government is like a lion without a circus" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "A man without a #government is like a lion without a circus.…
“Dementia can lead to obesity. Especially if you keep forgetting you’re on a diet”
"Dementia can lead to obesity. Especially if you keep forgetting you're on a diet. http://bit.ly/10Ab7E8 via @sickipedia" was posted on Twitter by Fresh Stand Up on November 6, 2014.…
“Aren’t you supposed to call a doctor if your election lasts this long?”
Men using a product such as Viagra are often warned about priapism -- that those with an erection lasting longer than four hours should see a doctor. This "erection" advice has been used…
“Socialism is resentment disguised as compassion enforced by tyranny disguised as tolerance”
"Socialism is resentment disguised as compassion enforced by tyranny disguised as tolerance" is a political saying that has been printed on several images. "Socialism is resentment…
“With all this stress eating, I’ll be at 270 before either candidate will be”
In the 2020 U.S. presidential election, each candidate strived to reach 270 electoral votes to win the election. A joke compared this to being 270 pounds. "I just ate an entire pizza and…
“Statism: The most dangerous religion”
"Statism: The most dangerous religion" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "Statism. RT @GreatHairGuy: Question Of The Day: What's the world's most…
“I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics over Thanksgiving dinner”
“Never talk about religion or politics” is a popular etiquette rule for family gatherings, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas. A jocular saying printed on many images is to do the opposite of…
“I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook”
“Never talk about religion or politics” is a popular etiquette rule for family gatherings, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas. “Be sure to bring up politics at Thanksgiving this year to save…
“Be sure to bring up politics at Thanksgiving this year to save on Christmas gifts”
“Never talk about religion or politics” is a popular etiquette rule for family gatherings, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas. A jocular saying printed on many images is to do the opposite of…
“A system that has no problems printing currency without wealth will print votes without voters”
"A system that has no problems printing currency without wealth will have no problems printing votes without voters" was posted on Twitter by Alice Smith on November 5, 2020. The quote…
“Can you buy clothes pegs online?” (joke)
"Online" should not be confused with "on line" (like a clothesline, with clothes pegs). "Can you buy clothes pegs online?" was posted on Facebook by Chris Wright on…
“What do you call thistle that grows in far away places?”/“Thattle.”
"Thistle" seems to imply the existence of "thattle," like the words "this" and "that." "Are you sure that's a thistle? Looks more like a thattle to…
“After playing guitar for years, I thought I could learn to play the piano…”
"@td644: 'A piano is the easiest instrument to pick up.' @ProtomanX97: 'BRB, going to pick up a piano'" was posted on Twitter by QuoteableClusterduck on August 28,…
“Statism is the national religion. Public school is where the catechism is taught”
"Statism is the national religion, and the public school is where the catechism is taught" was posted on Twitter by TheVoluntaryist on December 25, 2013. "Statism is the national…
“Does anyone know if I can buy clothes pegs online?”
"Online" should not be confused with "on line" (like a clothesline, with clothes pegs). "Can you buy clothes pegs online?" was posted on Facebook by Chris Wright on…
“Statism: The belief that you require permission to be free”
"Statism: The belief that you require permission to be free" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Statism: The belief that you require permission to be free" was…
“What do democracy and football have in common?”/“Adding the word ‘American’ changes the meaning.”
"What does democracy and football have in common? Adding the word American completely changes the meaning" is a riddle that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 5, 2020. The joke was…
“Statism: The world’s most popular religion”
"Statism: The world's most popular religion" is a political saying that has been printed on several images. "RT @wcptersn: Statism: The world's most popular religion"…
“Feels like the whole country is on Maury waiting to find out who’s the father”
The 2020 U.S. presidential election -- held during the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic -- had early voting and mail-in ballots, and final results were delayed by days. Maury is a syndicated…