Deep Kimchi (deep trouble)
To be "in deep kimchi" is to be "in deep trouble" or "in deep doo-doo" or "in deep shit." Kimchi is a spicy a Korean delicacy consisting of pickled cabbage.…
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“Procrastination is a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow and nothing to do today”
"Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow and nothing to do today" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Procrastination…
“Hush puppies are just Southern falafel”
Hushpuppies (deep-fried round balls made from cornmeal-based batter) have been compared to falafel balls (deep-fried balls or patty made from ground chickpeas, fava beans, or both). "My…
“I won the school punctuation competition. They gave me a posh trophy”
"Apostrophe" can sound like "a posh trophy." "I won an award for my punctuation. They gave me a posh trophy" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on…
“Now my friends lay me down to sleep, a fifth of whiskey down by my feet…”
"Now my friends lay me down to sleep,/ A fifth of whiskey down by my feet./ If I should die before I wake,/ Tell everyone that I drank it straight" is a jocular saying that has been…
“Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of Jack Daniel’s at my feet…”
"Now I lay me down to sleep,/ A bottle of Jack (Daniel's) at my feet./ If I die before I wake,/ Tell my friends I drank it straight" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Look at the size of your liver compared to your heart. You’re designed to drink more and care less”
"Look at the size of your liver compared to your heart. You're designed to drink more and care less" is a jocular saying (usually accompanied by an anatomy diagram) that has been…
“I worked as a programmer for autocorrect, but they fried me for no raisin”
"I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but they fried me for no raisin" was posted on Twitter by Kurt Kleynhans (and another poster) on July 14, 2016. "I used to work as a…
“Pop-Tarts are the poor man’s Toaster Strudel”
Pop-Tarts have been compared to Toaster Strudel. "Poptarts are the poor man's toaster strudel" was posted on Twitter by Olivia on April 14, 2011. "I was just about to tweet that…
“Pop-Tarts are just breakfast Hot Pockets”
Hot Pockets are frequently compared to Pop-Tarts. "Pop tarts are just breakfast hot pockets" was posted on Twitter by Oddles on March 22, 2018. "Pop tarts are just breakfast hot…
“How to start an argument online: 1. Express an opinion. 2. Wait”
"How to start an argument online: 1. Express an opinion. 2. Wait" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The meme was started in 2011, by sources that do not appear to…
“How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?”/“FORE!”
A golf version of the popular lightbulb joke is: Q: How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: FORE! The riddle was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes om September 5, 1994. Golfers…
“It’s a little early for a cocktail. When did you start drinking?”/“March.”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many lockdowns beginning in March 2020. Liquor stores were deemed essential, and many people drank at home. An illustrated card by Bluntcards, posted…
“How to start an argument online: 1. Say something. 2. That’s about it”
"How to start an argument online: 1. Express an opinion. 2. Wait" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The meme was started in 2011, by sources that do not appear to…
“How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?”/“FOUR, but they wrote three.”
A golf version of the popular lightbulb joke is: Q: How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: FORE! The riddle was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes om September 5, 1994. Golfers…
“Tree men walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
Reddit -- JokesPosted by u/Conly95 February 23, 2016Tree men walk into a barThey order root beer and leaf before paying. Twitterme@not_actuallymeTree men walk into a bar via /r/Jokes…
“he problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven’t had any yet”
TwitterSarah Brodeur@sarahjbrodeurthe problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven't had any yet8:30 AM · Aug 7, 2011·Twitter Web Client TwitterGabriela…
“Walmart will be closed Christmas Day so both cashiers can be with their families”
Walmart (an American multinational retail corporation) has often been criticized for not staffing enough cashiers. "Wal-Mart will close on Christmas so both cashiers can spend time with their…
“Don’t let your ice cream melt while counting somebody else’s sprinkles”
TwitterRachel Cochran@__rayyynicoledon't let your ice cream melt while counting someone else's sprinkles5:20 PM · Oct 14, 2017·Twitter for iPhone TwitterMiz…
“A real Smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips”
"A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start(ed) eating chips" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, a louder TV sound is needed to cover the sound of…