“A horse runs into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.”
 
“A horse walks into a bar. Show jumping at its worst” is a related joke.
 
 
Reddit—Antihumor 
Posted by u/DTJ20 March 16, 2011
So a Horse runs into a bar…
The bar is made of iron and the Horse breaks it’s front legs. The Horse is later shot.
   
Reddit—AntiAntiJokes
Posted by u/Bullit_Tarties December 11, 2018
A horse runs into a bar and dies.
Horses can’t drive ferraris.
 
Twitter
SteveAVillan
@crowhurstsr
A horse runs into a bar…....
4 faults !
2:20 AM · Jun 23, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/acidrain350 June 10, 2020
A horse runs into a bar…
The judges assign four faults to Her Majesty’s Magnificent Miracle ruining the otherwise perfect show jumping run. This left the Queen’s most honored equestrian riddled with guilt and dejection, for he staked his family’s fortune on getting the three-legged horse to the highest podium.
Gambling coupled with the unpredictable nature of equine sports can be very dangerous if not responsibly conducted.