“Does anyone remember playing solitaire with real cards?”
"I'm so old, I can remember playing solitaire with an actual deck of cards" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many -- perhaps most -- people now play solitaire on…
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“Sour cream is just savoury yogurt”
Sour cream has been described as savory/savoury yogurt. "Sour cream is just savoury yogurt stop lying to yourself" was posted on Twitter by Danielle M. on February 8, 2015. "Sour…
Big Apple (roadside attraction in Colborne, Ontario, Canada, 1987-present)
The "Big Apple" structure in Colborne, Ontario, opened in 1987 and is the largest apple-shaped structure in the world (40 feet tall). A face was painted on the apple in 2013, and in 2020…
“If vegetables are so good, why do vegans always try to make them taste like meat?”
"If vegetables are so good, why do vegans always try to make them taste like meat?" is a saying that has been printedon several images. "If vegetables are so good, why do vegans…
“Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?”/“He was destroying his calves.”
A gym riddle is: Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?A: He was destroying his calves. "Did you hear about the farmer? He was arrested for destroying his calves in the gym....JOKE…
“What kind of music do surfers listen to?”/“New wave.”
A music riddle is: Q: What kind of music do surfers listen to?A: New wave. "What kind of music do the cool surfers listen to? New Wave" was posted on Twitter by M.J.F. on September 7,…
“I recently tried the fruitarian diet, where you can only eat things that fall from trees…”
"I decided to become a fruitarian! Meaning I only eat things that naturally fall from a tree! Yesterday I had 2 apples and an Owl!" was posted on Twitter by Sarah Jane Cruickshank on…
“I think we should get rid of democracy. All in favor. raise your hand”
"I think we should get rid of democracy. All in favor. raise your hand" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "Should we get rid of…
“The local rabbi invited me to a BBQ, but it was just a bris cut”
"Brisket" should not be confused with "bris cut," but there are jokes. "@UrProbsJewish Ur probably NOT Jewish if you spell Brisket 'briscut'. Bris cut has an…
“What do you call a math balled?”/“A musical number.”
A math riddle is: Q: What do you call a math balled?A: A musical number. The joke was posted on Facebook by Zachary Dykeman on June 4, 2021. FacebookZachary Dykeman asked a question .June 4, 2021…
“Fickle as a pickle”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Pickled cucumber A pickled cucumber (commonly known as a pickle in the United States and Canada, and a gherkin in Britain, Ireland, Australia, South Africa, and…
Covid Clown World
"Clown world" means that something (like politics or government) is a circus. "Covid clown world" means that Covid-19 has made life into a "clown world" circus.…
“What do you call a cucumber that can’t make up it’s mind?”/“Fickle.”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Pickled cucumber A pickled cucumber (commonly known as a pickle in the United States and Canada, and a gherkin in Britain, Ireland, Australia, South Africa, and…
“What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?”/“A flag.”
A flag riddle is: Q: What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?A: A flag. "Q: What flies but never goes anywhere? A: A flag!" was printed in the Shreveport (LA) Journal on July 1,…
“Sundays have no place for pants or responsibilities”
"Sundays are/have no place for pants or responsibilities" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sundays are no place for pants or responsibilities" was posted on…
“When computers ask ‘Are you a robot?’ they might just be trying to find their family”
Computers often query users, "Are you a robot?" "When computers ask 'are you a robot' they might just be trying to find their family..." was posted on Reddit --…
“Yogurt is just breakfast pudding”
Yogurt has been compared to pudding. "Yogurt is just breakfast pudding. Deep down, we all know it to be true" was posted on Twitter by kaŝnomo on August 21, 2012. "Yogurt is just…
“Big Apple” lyric in the Joni Mitchell song “Song for Sharon” (1976)
Hejira (1976) is the eighth studio album by Canadian singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell. "Song for Sharon" is the first cut on the second side. "I went to Staten Island, Sharon"…
“I hate peer pressure and you should, too”
"I hate peer pressure and you should, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I hate peer pressure...and you should too!" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes…
“Sundays are no place for pants or responsibilities”
"Sundays are/have no place for pants or responsibilities" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sundays are no place for pants or responsibilities" was posted on…