“If I pay $40 for a haunted house, I better get stabbed for real”
Haunted houses can be expensive, and for the price being charged, they should be scary. "if i pay $40 for a haunted house, I better get stabbed foreal" was posted on X/Twitter by…
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“The person who invented bowling: “Oh and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes’”
Bowling alleys usually require bowling shoes to be worn. The infrequent bowler usually rents shoes from the alley. Other non-bowling shoes can damage the alley, or cause the bowler to slip and…
“Bowling shoes are kind of like farts. You’re proud of your own, but other people’s are kind of gross!”
Bowling alleys usually require bowling shoes to be worn. The infrequent bowler usually rents shoes from the alley. Other non-bowling shoes can damage the alley, or cause the bowler to slip and…
“You’re minding your own business and then one day BAM, coleslaw tastes good”
Coleslaw is a food that grownups usually enjoy more than teenagers. "You're minding your own business and then one day BAM, you start eating coleslaw" was posted on Facebook by Dan…
“Everybody wants to hear those 3 little words whispered to them. Biscuits and gravy”
"Everybody wants to hear those 3 little words whispered to them. Biscuits and gravy" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The "three little words" usually have…
“For a generation that grew up on ‘don’t eat anything from strangers,’ we order food online too much”
Generations of children were instructed by their parents not to take food from strangers. However, the same children grew up to order food online. "For a generation that grew up on…
“Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?”/“Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!”
"Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" is a song in the stage musical Gentleman Prefer Blondes (1949). In the movie version of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953), it was sung by Marilyn…
“It’s getting increasingly harder to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a cup of ambition”
"It's getting increasingly harder to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a cup of ambition" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tumble…
“I set my alarms extra early to make sure that I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up”
People usually set an alarm extra earlier if they want to do something, but that's not always the case. "I set my alarms extra early to make sure that I have enough time to lay in bed and…
“Excited to announce that I’ve just about had it”
"I'm excited to announce that I've just about had it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is fed up with circumstances (such as at a job) and…
“Excited to announce that I have just about had it”
"I'm excited to announce that I've just about had it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is fed up with circumstances (such as at a job) and…
“I’m excited to announce that I’ve just about had it”
"I'm excited to announce that I've just about had it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is fed up with circumstances (such as at a job) and…
“I’m excited to announce that I have just about had it”
"I'm excited to announce that I've just about had it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is fed up with circumstances (such as at a job) and…
“The worst job I ever had was ironing cowboy shirts. Howdy pressing”
"Howdy pressing" is a pun for "how depressing." "There's nothing sadder than a cowboy saying hello to his ironing. Howdy pressing" was posted on X/Twitter by Tom…
“The worst job I ever had was working in a factory making cowboy records. Howdy pressing”
"Howdy pressing" is a pun for "how depressing." "There's nothing sadder than a cowboy saying hello to his ironing. Howdy pressing" was posted on X/Twitter by Tom…
Queen City of the Lakes (Chicago nickname)
Buffalo, New York, located on Lake Erie, has been called the "Queen City of the (Great) Lakes" since at least 1835. Chicago, Illinois, located on Lake Michigan, would also use the…
“Enjoy the beauty of a sunset, nature’s farewell kiss for the night”
"Enjoy the beauty of a sunset, nature’s farewell kiss for the night" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American author Sharon René is usually credited, but it's…
“A beautiful sunset is nature’s farewell kiss for the night”
"Enjoy the beauty of a sunset, nature’s farewell kiss for the night" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American author Sharon René is usually credited, but it's…
“Enjoy the beauty of a sunset, and enjoy nature’s farewell kiss for the night”
"Enjoy the beauty of a sunset, nature’s farewell kiss for the night" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American author Sharon René is usually credited, but it's…
“Why do ghosts speak Latin?”/“Because it’s a dead language.”
Latin is often said to be a dead language. Naturally, there's a ghost joke. "Q: Why do ghosts write in Latin? A: It's a dead language. #Halloween #SydesJokes" was posted on…