“Probiotics imply the existence of casualbiotics”
There are "probiotics," but no "amateurbiotics" or casualbiotics" or "conbiotics" -- except in jokes. "I don't really want to pay for probiotics if I…
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“Probiotics imply the existence of amateurbiotics”
There are "probiotics," but no "amateurbiotics" or casualbiotics" or "conbiotics" -- except in jokes. "I don't really want to pay for probiotics if I…
“Why did Johnny Appleseed cross the road?”/“To get to the other cider!”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A Johnny Appleseed version is: Q: Why did Johnny Appleseed cross the…
“Chefs make such terrible investors. They’re always trying to thyme the market”
Many people try to "time the (stock) market" by buying low and selling high. This has nothing to do with herbs, but "thyme the market" is a joke. "Why did the economist…
“Why did the economist stop selling herbs?”/“Because you can’t thyme the market.”
Many people try to "time the (stock) market" by buying low and selling high. This has nothing to do with herbs, but "thyme the market" is a joke. "Why did the economist…
“Trans fat implies the existence of cis fat”
"Transfat" and "cisfat" both exist, although the "cisfat" term is less well known. A joke treats the terms like "transgender" and "cisgender."…
“Paper straws that come in a plastic wrapper are canceling itself out”
Some areas banned plastic straws to protect the environment, but the paper straws were wrapped in plastic. "I love how these paper straws appear to come in a plastic wrapper" was posted…
“Why do paper straws come in plastic wrappers?”
Some areas banned plastic straws to protect the environment, but the paper straws were wrapped in plastic. "I love how these paper straws appear to come in a plastic wrapper" was posted…
“I think it’s about time we start calling this ‘virus’ by its proper name: #5GFLU”
During the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, many people questioned what the coronavirus was. They believed that the coronavirus was essentially the flu, plus the effects of 5G technology. The term…
“I just got fired from a florist. Apparently I took too many leaves”
"Leaves of absence" are not like the leaves on a plant, but there are jokes. "I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves" was posted on Twitter by Funny…
5GFlu (5G + flu)
During the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic, many people questioned what the coronavirus was. They believed that the coronavirus was essentially the flu, plus the effects of 5G technology. The term…
Fakecheck (fake + factcheck); Fake Check
Many people believe that factchecking is fake and essentially seeks to confirm the biases of organization sponsoring the factchecking. Fake factchecking has been called "fake checking" or…
Fakechecker (fake + factchecker); Fake Checker
Many people believe that factchecking is fake and essentially seeks to confirm the biases of organization sponsoring the factchecking. Fake factchecking has been called "fake checking" or…
“HAPPY TUESDAY!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee”
"HAPPY TUESDAY!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" and "Happy Thursday!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" are sayings that have been…
“Happy Thursday!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee”
"HAPPY TUESDAY!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" and "Happy Thursday!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" are sayings that have been…
“Racist: Someone who wins an argument against a liberal”
"Racist: Anyone/Someone who wins an argument against a liberal" (or "Racist: An individual who wins an argument against a liberal") is a jocular definition that has been printed…
“Racist: Anyone who wins an argument against a liberal”
"Racist: Anyone/Someone who wins an argument against a liberal" (or "Racist: An individual who wins an argument against a liberal") is a jocular definition that has been printed…
“Racist: An individual who wins an argument against a liberal”
"Racist: Anyone/Someone who wins an argument against a liberal" (or "Racist: An individual who wins an argument against a liberal") is a jocular definition that has been printed…
“The moment we stop fighting for each other, that’s the moment we lose our humanity”
"The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The moment we stop fighting for each…
“The modern definition of ‘racist’ is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal”
"Racist: Anyone/Someone who wins an argument against a liberal" (or "Racist: An individual who wins an argument against a liberal") is a jocular definition that has been printed…